User:Semyon/Funny things

from Forum:The Pub Here's a new cleaner and finer design, while still a little complex, I believe that it is okay to have a certain level of detail if the flag requires it. Hoffmann Kunarian TALK 20:18, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * No, it looks like a broccoli... --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:15, October 20, 2012 (UTC)

from Template talk:Naranja

This is one of the best templates on this site Pierlot McCrooke 15:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Maybe we should withdraw this chilidsh nonsense Pierlot McCrooke 11:59, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

from Talk:Lovian Civil War

"Lovia won't be sh*ttened no more" says the nuke friendly maniac. Kunarian 13:41, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

This civil war is causing everyone to become bombastic and heroic. Everyone is going out of his roof. 62.195.163.100 13:55, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Damn... The guy is 89 years old... --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:19, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Last week, a hundred year old Sikh ran the marathon. Why can a man eleven years his junior not lead a rebellion? It's not like La Blaca is out in the field shooting people - he just sends them. He gives the orders. The glorious First Consul of Rome 13:24, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, excitement is bad for his heart :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:35, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Just how bad we will see soon enough. The glorious First Consul of Rome 13:36, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Poor guy, he just wanted to kill people :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:38, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't we all some times? Trick is not to do it. ;) The glorious First Consul of Rome 13:45, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Hahaha :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:47, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

From Forum:Speakers' Corner

Lasovat that parti o' Bog!'' --Semyon 13:02, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * No actually - tho' the 'Oceana campaign poem' idea does sound promising. :P --Semyon 12:59, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahahah :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:00, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * ''As thaf un beag mozog,
 * To be honest, it sounds awful :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:02, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * Were you expecting anything else? --Semyon 13:04, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * No, 'cause it's Oceana è :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:05, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, I think I could also start campaigning like "CCPL - better than Semyon - at least we've got a say in Congress" :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:52, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, I think I could also start campaigning like "CCPL - better than Semyon - at least we've got a say in Congress" :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:52, December 19, 2012 (UTC)



Failure would mean ultimate defeat. What is the plan? Surely we're not counting on the failed pm in jail? Aged youngman 15:39, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Let's hostage the Congress and prepare a speech for the nation. Aged youngman 15:43, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Are all revolutionaries gone? Then I will tear my shirt off, pick up my hammer and declare this plane liberated for as far as I can defend it. Aged youngman 15:49, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, three of us already. Come and join the glory day! A new Lovia dawns. Aged youngman 15:51, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * U-hum, sorry to break up the party but have you all lost your minds? 15:55, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * Look communist, I got a hammer and I'm not afraid to use it. Aged youngman 15:58, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * Medvedev, I do not take orders from anyone. The Master&#39;s Voice 16:02, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * You're outnumbered, face it. Time to get your ass kicked by my tool of mischief! Aged youngman 16:03, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

We are the saviours of Lovia. How 'bout you go update Fascism in Lovia? The Master&#39;s Voice 21:21, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * No to busy going to a communist worker's riot, It's 5:34 isn't it time for the UNS's cross burning. Marcus/Michael Villanova 21:34, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * No crossburning today; we're gonna have a communist-barbecue... roast us some dirty reds, boy! Invite all your red buddies, why don'tcha? The Master&#39;s Voice 21:39, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * You better don't mock my hammer. We have been invited to congress and will put down a charter. Aged youngman 09:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 * You could do stand up Dae-su! Your hilarious!!! Marcus/Michael Villanova 11:39, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 * I come out on the stage determined to make people weep. Instead, they burst out laughing. Aged youngman 13:12, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

From Forum:The Pub

I will have a word with you tomorrow. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 03:09, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

From Forum:The Pub Cough* *Cought* Has his majesty seen from my proposal, taco Tuesdays if I were to be King, perhaps abdication of the throne for the sake of tacos, and also the Lovian people? Charles Alexander Bennett (talk) 18:30, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
 * Ahem! You do not have royal blood and therefore cannot become the king, nobody without royal blood can. And Taco Tuesdays? You are going to bring the whole population of Lovia into a big hall eating millions of tacos. The best mexican restraunt in the world could not do that!  Happy65   Talk CNP  LogoCNP.png 18:38, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
 * Blood is not everything child, blood did not appoint his first majesty to the throne, they gained it. This is my Five Step Taco Plan, (FSTP)
 * Introduce Lovian kids to healthy tacos on the weekday of tuesday, replacing any food of that day.
 * Every tuesday, taco reasturants will gain a government tax break, thus when you buy the tacos, you get no taxos.
 * Creation of a taco shop in the capital building and royal palace. People will follower their King (me *cough* *cough*) and his loyal politicans to praticipate in this national ritual.
 * Increase economic ties with Mexico, they are close and plentiful with tacos. Also, they have oil.
 * Presentation of the 'unfoldedtaco' a national mascot to parade down our streets every Thanksgiving and Christmas to trow tacos to the crowds.


 * Guys, there's no need to elect or appoint a new King. Mäöres is - secretly - planning to invade Lovia and make yet another colony of it :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:14, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Oos, that makes exactly no sense. :P 77topaz (talk) 10:38, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Probably it doesn't yeah :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:52, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

From Forum:The Pub

i made a Lovia-lioke thing called Ceol. Please have a look and tell me what u think!!!! http://islandnation.wikia.com/wiki/Islandnation_Wiki

Masterire UCD 08:05 am 19/10/12

I think most people know of it by now. :P 77topaz (talk) 10:37, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * How can you say such a thing when the most important person has not yet seen the page? Let me honour your little wiki with a visit. The glorious First Consul of Rome (talk) 10:48, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * Indeed, I think Dimi's not visited it yet. :) 77topaz (talk) 11:22, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * Well played, sir, well played... The glorious First Consul of Rome (talk) 11:37, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

From Talk:Arnmod mysteries Yes, a little wooden pedant. 07:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

from Forum:The Pub

I have change the following pages: 2003 Congress, 2004 Congress, Lovian Civil War, Federal Police, King's Party, Portland Town Hall and of course Jhon Lewis. Wabba The I 19:29, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * Its def a start, we should do some more but it's a start. Marcus/Michael Villanova 19:29, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * It still mentions on your page that you were police commissioner, which is untrue. You should fix that. Btw, I just realized your name is like Jabba the Hutt's. HORTON11 : Email_icon.jpg • follow_me.PNG 19:30, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

From User talk:Pierlot'


 * bleep* up for gods sake. It is better for my mental condition if is deleted. It reaches my deep in my heart that i was deleted undemocratically from the post of mayor of Train Village Pierlot McCrooke 15:08, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * [...]Please do not engage in continued reverting. The page Train Village should be in main space, and we all acknowledge that. 15:16, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * It is better for me and you that it is deleted. Otherwise i have to contact wikia staff Pierlot McCrooke 15:19, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * You may, and I am sure they'll deem it reasonable and grown-up to move pages to user namespace because of your "mental health". 15:22, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

''(Dimi doesn't know what to think about 2008.) On featured voting page. ''

From Talk:The Noble City Times'

/ðæd ˈðɪŋkɐx neːt̪/ :P --O u WTB 10:50, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Could you translate that to Normal english Pierlot McCrooke 10:51, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, I could. --O u WTB 10:59, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Will you do that for me? Pierlot McCrooke 11:01, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't think so. --O u WTB 11:03, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

From Talk:King's Trust

I am certainly going to accept it. Just have to think of a company's name. 16:58, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I have name: Dimlot, the firs part comes from dimitri and the second parto comnes from pierlot Pierlot McCrooke 17:04, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Doesn't sound very good, does it. 17:05, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Why not Pierdimi Pierlot McCrooke 17:07, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Neeei... 17:08, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

From MediaWiki talk:Specialmessage
 * It ain't a Christian feast so I don't celebrate it :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 19:54, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you have the "heidense kerstboom" at Christmas or do you leave that old remnant of ancient Germanic folklore out aswell? ;) Dr. Magnus 20:12, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hahah, no, we don't have a Christmas tree :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 20:31, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Lol, awesome! :) Dr. Magnus 21:30, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Too expensive... --O u WTBsjrief-mich 21:38, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

''From Talk:Nimmanswolk. Text translated from Dutch. Note: not a very literal translation''

It says fuck on this page Pierlot McCrooke 14:17, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * You don't say. Maybe it's because Nimmanswolk breeds cavies. breed = to fuck in English. --OWTB 14:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * In English it's called selective breeding, not to fuck Pierlot McCrooke 14:29, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1. Selective breeding is a noun, to fuck is a verb. 2. I don't think to selective breed exists. --OWTB 14:32, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Otherwise you can just use to breed Pierlot McCrooke 14:34, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * filial is not a good word either, maybe we should change this, but I do not know the correct word for it in English, and I also think it should be: to breed selectively ¿Lars Washington? 14:35, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Changed. So what's to fuck for then?? --OWTB 14:37, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Swearing Pierlot McCrooke 14:38, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Awesome. The award for the funniest remark of this year is won by Pierlot. SjorskingmaWikistad 15:56, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

(Context from a previous revision of Nimmanswolk: "Nimmanswolk is a company where cavies are sold, bought, taken care of during vacations of their boss and where they also fuck cavies.")

From Forum:The Pub.


 * Hoffmann approves of a screen full of Oos. Hoffmann LogoCNP2.png Kunarian TALK 10:10, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:13, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Some design issues but you gotta love that smile. Just think of all the plans of Christian joy he's hatching.  10:24, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Design issues? :o He surely is enjoying a Christian lifestyle though. Imagine that world with Biblical principles he is currently creating in his mind :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:26, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * The text isn't coming out too well in some areas, but then again I suppose coming out is not something your poster is supposed to promote. Other than that, I also expected a halo on top of your head. It would be way better with a halo... 10:32, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Alright:
 * Yeah, I forgot to make it bold :(
 * Not at all, CCPL is not against homophily, we just oppose gay marriage, adoption of children by gay couples, and the sexual deed (homosexuality).
 * That would be blasphemy though, as Oos Wes Ilava is not declared holy :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:36, July 28, 2013 (UTC)


 * Almost did a spit-take with my coffee when I read the line 'the text isn't coming out too well in some areas, but then again I suppose coming out is not something your poster is supposed to promote.' :P --Semyon 12:53, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Hahaha :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 17:35, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

from Talk:National Archives/Chambers/14 Fourteen

What in the name of all that is holy is this. :L Hoffmann Kunarian TALK 12:18, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * Burenian :o --O u WTB 12:21, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * Well glad to see Burenian in Lovia. :L Hoffmann LogoCNP2wt.png Kunarian TALK 12:27, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm sure there's room for a Kunardijalekt! The people of Kob would like to offer an preemptive alliance to its speakers. --Semyon 12:36, September 29, 2013 (UTC



Also, could we have more than 6 questions? —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:48, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
 * No. How dare you question my authority? I will ask some follow-up questions, too. Also, I deliberately don't want to discuss every possible topic, because I think Kunarian and Horton want to organise another debate later on. --Semyon 09:06, March 27, 2015 (UTC)

Hello! Here is the cavy you waited for. Have fun with him.

With a friendly eye of Nimmanswolk: --OWTB 30 Nov 2007 06:09 (UTC)
 * I have to say, this really concerns me. :P --Semyon 18:05, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * You sir, just made my day :L Hoffmann LogoCNP.png Kunarian TALK 18:10, November 12, 2012 (UTC)


 * :P  Happy65   Talk CNP  LogoCNP.png 18:14, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, yeah, five years ago my English was a bit dubious sometimes :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 18:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

from Talk:Republic of the Liberated Territories

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton. Creed Bratton 07:32, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
 * Haha, that line cracked me up so much... he sure is one helluva creepy character. The glorious First Consul of Rome 07:36, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

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