Porcine Party

The Porcine Party is a Lovian joke party. The official leader of the party is the prize pig His Imperial Highness Frederick I, but due to the Emperor's lack of interest in politics the role is filled by his human servant Joshua Katz, who is the party's only member of the Congress.

History
The party was founded in 2011 by Joshua Katz, an 97-year old man who had cared for 42 generation of the Imperial family, which was descended from the first pig ever to lay hoofs on Lovian soil. Mr. Katz became convinced of the need for an injection of humour into Lovian politics and hence founded the party.

Pigs

 * His Imperial Highness will be given the title of Head of State. The King will lose his title, but as an honour, will be allowed to clean the Emperor's pigpen.
 * All pigs will be given the vote; this will end a century of discrimination.
 * The Prime Minister will extend a formal apology to our porcine brothers and a sum of $10 million dollars will be handed over, payable in cornmeal.

Economy

 * Creation of a 99 cent coin - this will save on change.
 * All tax will be fed into a lottery, allowing everyone to have a chance of winning something back.

Politics

 * After a term in Congress, all politicians will be obliged to spend a year in a mental asylum. This will help keep the public safe as well as allowing research into the mental issues which propel these poor people.
 * All politicians will be obliged to undergo an initiation ritual, which will involve running three times around Noble City in formal attire while members of the public throw slime at them, before giving a speech. This will help induce humility (or perhaps not...)
 * All problems with the Constitution will be solved by going for a run every morning, as everyone knows a brisk jog is good for the constitution.

Youth

 * Actually we don’t have any policies on youth. We think they’re probably better off without politicians interfering with them.

Sport

 * We propose a revival of The Annual Witchducking Championships, which was abandoned 400 years ago due to contestants drinking too much.

Oceana

 * In order to solve the Oceana-Lovia divide, we propose an origami procedure whereby the map will be folded five times so Oceana overlaps every state. This will then be worn as an emblem by Party members.
 * Alternatively, we will complicate the division by adding a square root, to establish our credentials as politicians.

Education

 * Compulsory education will be scrapped, as it discriminates against stupid people.
 * All departments of Blackburn University will be scrapped and all acedemics will focus their intelligence on finding a method for human-pig communication.

Members

 * Frederick I
 * Joshua Katz