User:Crystalbeastdeck09/Truth Party

The Truth Party is a joke political party founded in January of 2013 by Real News Weekly weather reporter Weiner Drizzle (real name Jason Smith) to bring humor to the Lovian political specturm and "on a serious note" bring awarness to major issues like bigfoot conservation, alien space programms, and to raise awarness of King Dimitri I affair with a alien women. He says that the party will feild no candidates ever, in any elections instead just literally stand in election polling areas and scream the "truth" at voters, hopefully translating into votes.

Satire
Drizzle, usually reporting on weather for the fake tabloid Real News Weekly, also writes for some alte night political sactrical shows and was even hired for a season by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. At "Party events" Drizzle is known to put on hilarious commentaries on the politicans and events around Lovia, and admission is 20 dollars. Drizzle says he will never take politics too seriously by continuing to run the Truth Party.

Labour Party Satire
Due to the partisanized structure and serious nature of the Labour Congress, The Truth Party invited celebrities, comedians, Real News Weekly and other funny people to the Truth Congress an annual event in Newhaven to tell jokes, laugh at politicans and raise money for cancer research. The Congress is composed of the following factions: The "In-crowd", "Most likely herpe ridden Celebrities", "Jewish Comedians", "The other one non-jewish Comedian", "And the so called reporters". The "Congress" held it's first televised event in January of 2013, shortly after the Parties founding and recived a 46% share of the Lovian Audience and also televised in America, where jokes on American politicans were also told.

Charles Bennett Satire
Politican Charles Bennett was in an arguement with leftist politicans in the speaker's corner about abortion when the Party added a satricial argument to anti-abortion politicans. Drizzle wrote the "Penis Regulation Act" which would say every sperm is a human being and when a man masturbates and sperm is killed, each sperm killed is a year in jail. Since there is about 375,000,000 sperm in every ejaculation a man would go to jail for 375,000,000 years. Also it would genitcally engenieer men to have the same sized penis, 3.6 inches.

Platform

 * Everyone will be chipped so that the evil government can find them, too make sure they no evil.
 * Bigfoot will be found, killed, and the tribe preserved in there natural habitat: the zoo.
 * The Monarchy will stop performing sexual acts with aliens, and the thousand of alien babies will be given to a random "lucky" citizen to take care of until they die.
 * Sex.
 * Once in power, the Party will enforce the "Penis Regulation Act" which will say a sperm is a living, awesome sauce human being and should not be killed.
 * Upon this all men ever with functioning genitalia will be arrested for obvious reasons
 * All penises will be the same size. The Party believes all wars start from men getting angry of their short penis sizes and take it out on longer penised men.
 * The Loch Ness Monster will be appointed Dictator Supreme and have the power of a tiger. Whatever that means.