User:Semyon/Funny things/Archive 1

from Forum:The Pub

Here's a new cleaner and finer design, while still a little complex, I believe that it is okay to have a certain level of detail if the flag requires it. Hoffmann Kunarian TALK 20:18, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * No, it looks like a broccoli... --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:15, October 20, 2012 (UTC)

from Template talk:Naranja

This is one of the best templates on this site Pierlot McCrooke 15:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Maybe we should withdraw this chilidsh nonsense Pierlot McCrooke 11:59, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

from Talk:Lovian Civil War

"Lovia won't be sh*ttened no more" says the nuke friendly maniac. Kunarian 13:41, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

This civil war is causing everyone to become bombastic and heroic. Everyone is going out of his roof. 62.195.163.100 13:55, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Damn... The guy is 89 years old... --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:19, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Last week, a hundred year old Sikh ran the marathon. Why can a man eleven years his junior not lead a rebellion? It's not like La Blaca is out in the field shooting people - he just sends them. He gives the orders. The glorious First Consul of Rome 13:24, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, excitement is bad for his heart :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:35, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Just how bad we will see soon enough. The glorious First Consul of Rome 13:36, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Poor guy, he just wanted to kill people :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:38, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't we all some times? Trick is not to do it. ;) The glorious First Consul of Rome 13:45, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Hahaha :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:47, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

From Forum:Speakers' Corner

Lasovat that parti o' Bog!'' --Semyon 13:02, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * No actually - tho' the 'Oceana campaign poem' idea does sound promising. :P --Semyon 12:59, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahahah :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:00, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * ''As thaf un beag mozog,
 * To be honest, it sounds awful :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:02, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * Were you expecting anything else? --Semyon 13:04, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * No, 'cause it's Oceana è :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:05, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, I think I could also start campaigning like "CCPL - better than Semyon - at least we've got a say in Congress" :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:52, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, I think I could also start campaigning like "CCPL - better than Semyon - at least we've got a say in Congress" :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:52, December 19, 2012 (UTC)



Failure would mean ultimate defeat. What is the plan? Surely we're not counting on the failed pm in jail? Aged youngman 15:39, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Let's hostage the Congress and prepare a speech for the nation. Aged youngman 15:43, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Are all revolutionaries gone? Then I will tear my shirt off, pick up my hammer and declare this plane liberated for as far as I can defend it. Aged youngman 15:49, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, three of us already. Come and join the glory day! A new Lovia dawns. Aged youngman 15:51, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * U-hum, sorry to break up the party but have you all lost your minds? 15:55, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * Look communist, I got a hammer and I'm not afraid to use it. Aged youngman 15:58, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * Medvedev, I do not take orders from anyone. The Master&#39;s Voice 16:02, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * You're outnumbered, face it. Time to get your ass kicked by my tool of mischief! Aged youngman 16:03, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

We are the saviours of Lovia. How 'bout you go update Fascism in Lovia? The Master&#39;s Voice 21:21, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * No to busy going to a communist worker's riot, It's 5:34 isn't it time for the UNS's cross burning. Marcus/Michael Villanova 21:34, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * No crossburning today; we're gonna have a communist-barbecue... roast us some dirty reds, boy! Invite all your red buddies, why don'tcha? The Master&#39;s Voice 21:39, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
 * You better don't mock my hammer. We have been invited to congress and will put down a charter. Aged youngman 09:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 * You could do stand up Dae-su! Your hilarious!!! Marcus/Michael Villanova 11:39, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
 * I come out on the stage determined to make people weep. Instead, they burst out laughing. Aged youngman 13:12, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

From Forum:The Pub

I will have a word with you tomorrow. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 03:09, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

From Forum:The Pub

Cough* *Cought* Has his majesty seen from my proposal, taco Tuesdays if I were to be King, perhaps abdication of the throne for the sake of tacos, and also the Lovian people? Charles Alexander Bennett (talk) 18:30, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
 * Ahem! You do not have royal blood and therefore cannot become the king, nobody without royal blood can. And Taco Tuesdays? You are going to bring the whole population of Lovia into a big hall eating millions of tacos. The best mexican restraunt in the world could not do that!  Happy65   Talk CNP  LogoCNP.png 18:38, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
 * Blood is not everything child, blood did not appoint his first majesty to the throne, they gained it. This is my Five Step Taco Plan, (FSTP)
 * Introduce Lovian kids to healthy tacos on the weekday of tuesday, replacing any food of that day.
 * Every tuesday, taco reasturants will gain a government tax break, thus when you buy the tacos, you get no taxos.
 * Creation of a taco shop in the capital building and royal palace. People will follower their King (me *cough* *cough*) and his loyal politicans to praticipate in this national ritual.
 * Increase economic ties with Mexico, they are close and plentiful with tacos. Also, they have oil.
 * Presentation of the 'unfoldedtaco' a national mascot to parade down our streets every Thanksgiving and Christmas to trow tacos to the crowds.


 * Guys, there's no need to elect or appoint a new King. Mäöres is - secretly - planning to invade Lovia and make yet another colony of it :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:14, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Oos, that makes exactly no sense. :P 77topaz (talk) 10:38, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Probably it doesn't yeah :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:52, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

From Forum:The Pub

i made a Lovia-lioke thing called Ceol. Please have a look and tell me what u think!!!! http://islandnation.wikia.com/wiki/Islandnation_Wiki

Masterire UCD 08:05 am 19/10/12

I think most people know of it by now. :P 77topaz (talk) 10:37, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * How can you say such a thing when the most important person has not yet seen the page? Let me honour your little wiki with a visit. The glorious First Consul of Rome (talk) 10:48, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * Indeed, I think Dimi's not visited it yet. :) 77topaz (talk) 11:22, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * Well played, sir, well played... The glorious First Consul of Rome (talk) 11:37, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

From Talk:Arnmod mysteries

Yes, a little wooden pedant. 07:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

from Forum:The Pub

I have change the following pages: 2003 Congress, 2004 Congress, Lovian Civil War, Federal Police, King's Party, Portland Town Hall and of course Jhon Lewis. Wabba The I 19:29, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * Its def a start, we should do some more but it's a start. Marcus/Michael Villanova 19:29, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * It still mentions on your page that you were police commissioner, which is untrue. You should fix that. Btw, I just realized your name is like Jabba the Hutt's. HORTON11 : Email_icon.jpg • follow_me.PNG 19:30, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

From User talk:Pierlot'


 * bleep* up for gods sake. It is better for my mental condition if is deleted. It reaches my deep in my heart that i was deleted undemocratically from the post of mayor of Train Village Pierlot McCrooke 15:08, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * [...]Please do not engage in continued reverting. The page Train Village should be in main space, and we all acknowledge that. 15:16, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * It is better for me and you that it is deleted. Otherwise i have to contact wikia staff Pierlot McCrooke 15:19, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * You may, and I am sure they'll deem it reasonable and grown-up to move pages to user namespace because of your "mental health". 15:22, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

''(Dimi doesn't know what to think about 2008.) On featured voting page. ''

From Talk:The Noble City Times'

/ðæd ˈðɪŋkɐx neːt̪/ :P --O u WTB 10:50, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Could you translate that to Normal english Pierlot McCrooke 10:51, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, I could. --O u WTB 10:59, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Will you do that for me? Pierlot McCrooke 11:01, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't think so. --O u WTB 11:03, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

From Talk:King's Trust

I am certainly going to accept it. Just have to think of a company's name. 16:58, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * I have name: Dimlot, the firs part comes from dimitri and the second parto comnes from pierlot Pierlot McCrooke 17:04, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Doesn't sound very good, does it. 17:05, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Why not Pierdimi Pierlot McCrooke 17:07, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Neeei... 17:08, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

From MediaWiki talk:Specialmessage


 * It ain't a Christian feast so I don't celebrate it :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 19:54, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you have the "heidense kerstboom" at Christmas or do you leave that old remnant of ancient Germanic folklore out aswell? ;) Dr. Magnus 20:12, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hahah, no, we don't have a Christmas tree :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 20:31, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Lol, awesome! :) Dr. Magnus 21:30, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * Too expensive... --O u WTBsjrief-mich 21:38, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

''From Talk:Nimmanswolk. Text translated from Dutch. Note: not a very literal translation''

It says fuck on this page Pierlot McCrooke 14:17, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * You don't say. Maybe it's because Nimmanswolk breeds cavies. breed = to fuck in English. --OWTB 14:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * In English it's called selective breeding, not to fuck Pierlot McCrooke 14:29, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * 1. Selective breeding is a noun, to fuck is a verb. 2. I don't think to selective breed exists. --OWTB 14:32, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Otherwise you can just use to breed Pierlot McCrooke 14:34, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * filial is not a good word either, maybe we should change this, but I do not know the correct word for it in English, and I also think it should be: to breed selectively ¿Lars Washington? 14:35, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Changed. So what's to fuck for then?? --OWTB 14:37, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Swearing Pierlot McCrooke 14:38, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Awesome. The award for the funniest remark of this year is won by Pierlot. SjorskingmaWikistad 15:56, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

(Context from a previous revision of Nimmanswolk: "Nimmanswolk is a company where cavies are sold, bought, taken care of during vacations of their boss and where they also fuck cavies.")

From Forum:The Pub.


 * Hoffmann approves of a screen full of Oos. Hoffmann LogoCNP2.png Kunarian TALK 10:10, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:13, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Some design issues but you gotta love that smile. Just think of all the plans of Christian joy he's hatching.  10:24, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Design issues? :o He surely is enjoying a Christian lifestyle though. Imagine that world with Biblical principles he is currently creating in his mind :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:26, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * The text isn't coming out too well in some areas, but then again I suppose coming out is not something your poster is supposed to promote. Other than that, I also expected a halo on top of your head. It would be way better with a halo... 10:32, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Alright:
 * Yeah, I forgot to make it bold :(
 * Not at all, CCPL is not against homophily, we just oppose gay marriage, adoption of children by gay couples, and the sexual deed (homosexuality).
 * That would be blasphemy though, as Oos Wes Ilava is not declared holy :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 10:36, July 28, 2013 (UTC)


 * Almost did a spit-take with my coffee when I read the line 'the text isn't coming out too well in some areas, but then again I suppose coming out is not something your poster is supposed to promote.' :P --Semyon 12:53, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Hahaha :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 17:35, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

from Talk:National Archives/Chambers/14 Fourteen

What in the name of all that is holy is this. :L Hoffmann Kunarian TALK 12:18, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * Burenian :o --O u WTB 12:21, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * Well glad to see Burenian in Lovia. :L Hoffmann LogoCNP2wt.png Kunarian TALK 12:27, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm sure there's room for a Kunardijalekt! The people of Kob would like to offer an preemptive alliance to its speakers. --Semyon 12:36, September 29, 2013 (UTC



Also, could we have more than 6 questions? —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:48, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
 * No. How dare you question my authority? I will ask some follow-up questions, too. Also, I deliberately don't want to discuss every possible topic, because I think Kunarian and Horton want to organise another debate later on. --Semyon 09:06, March 27, 2015 (UTC)

Hello! Here is the cavy you waited for. Have fun with him.

With a friendly eye of Nimmanswolk: --OWTB 30 Nov 2007 06:09 (UTC)
 * I have to say, this really concerns me. :P --Semyon 18:05, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * You sir, just made my day :L Hoffmann LogoCNP.png Kunarian TALK 18:10, November 12, 2012 (UTC)


 * :P  Happy65   Talk CNP  LogoCNP.png 18:14, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, yeah, five years ago my English was a bit dubious sometimes :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 18:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

from Talk:Republic of the Liberated Territories

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton. Creed Bratton 07:32, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
 * Haha, that line cracked me up so much... he sure is one helluva creepy character. The glorious First Consul of Rome 07:36, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Parts of Special:Log/block and Special:Log/delete

User talk:Ooswesthoesbes/Anfii and Special:Contribs/Anfii

User:Semyon/Semyon's Master Battle State Election Plan Super Discussion Forum Adventure

User:Masterire/Jordan Luton discussion archive

User:Pikapi/The Masterire Incident





from Talk:Kim Dae-su

It sort of is. It says he is against liberalism, though, I didn't see that before. Just conservative. nvm. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:35, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
 * He's a weird fellow, I can't quite put my finger on it. He is against all western ideologies I can think of. No offense, Kim.  06:41, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, good for him! There is quite some western crap poluting the world's atmosphere nowadays, on many levels. We ought to find ourselves, go back to nature, leave our city dwellings and return to Wotanism, Odinism or any other sort of good ol' paganism. More spirituality, less capitalism and individualism. The Master&#39;s Voice 07:02, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
 * The power of context: "There is quite some western crap poluting the world's atmosphere nowadays, on many levels. We ought to [...] leave our city dwellings [...] More spirituality, less capitalism and individualism." Seems like that crazy Pol Pot guy talking. He disliked western thought too.  07:07, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
 * Most honesty is found in the words of both children and madmen. The Master&#39;s Voice 07:13, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
 * Now don't go flattering yourself, Master.  07:14, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
 * Guess I'd better cut back on the magic herbs, brother. The Master&#39;s Voice 07:16, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

From User talk:Ooswesthoesbes


 * :o --O u WTB 09:23, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
 * What a fitting response. :P 77topaz (talk) 01:43, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * :o --O u WTB 07:27, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * Hahaha. :P 77topaz (talk) 09:27, April 2, 2015 (UTC)

from National Archives/Chambers/15 Fifteen

✅ I wonder if this even needs to be called an amendment? We can just call it a "minor fix" è. x) —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 00:19, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * No, it's an amendment :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 08:38, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * I propose the compromise of 'minor amendment.' :P --Semyon 09:33, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * :P I guess I can agree with that :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:38, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * Or "minor, fixing amendment". That way, TM will have his entire name "minor fix" in it as well :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:39, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * Sounds too silly. I think we'll have to find a compromise between your compromise and my compromise. :o --Semyon 12:24, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * Minor fix amendment? :o --O u WTBsjrief-mich 12:28, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * Sounds ok to me. :P --Semyon 12:39, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 12:43, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * Minor amendment is fine. :P —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 21:57, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
 * Okay :o We dancing with colons now? :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 06:15, September 13, 2013 (UTC)
 * Time's gotten addicted to colons very recently :P 4kant,6FRÅGOR??? 13:34, September 13, 2013 (UTC)
 * He got the virus :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 16:14, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

from Forum:The Pub/Archive/23 Twenty-three


 * Oos, you use way to many " :o " faces... 16 on this page alone. Anyhow, aren't there supposed to be elections going on right about now? 07:05, January 8, 2015 (UTC)
 * :o --O u WTB 09:40, January 8, 2015 (UTC)
 * If we didn't have the least active government ever then maybe we'd have elections atm. HORTON11 : Email_icon.jpg • follow_me.PNG 13:44, January 8, 2015 (UTC)
 * Indeed, apart from discussions like these, there is 0 activity atm. --O u WTB 13:55, January 8, 2015 (UTC)
 * Has Oos only used 16 :o's on this page? :o That really surprises me :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 16:02, January 8, 2015 (UTC)
 * Me too actually :o --O u WTB 09:46, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
 * Even less actually, since not all of those 16 (which have become more now :P) are yours :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:29, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
 * :o That's very bad news :o --O u WTB 16:32, January 9, 2015 (UTC)
 * It is :'( --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 09:39, January 10, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Marc Thomassen

He's a fatty :o --O u WTB 07:37, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * Imagine if I said that about John Paul Hrádske, how sadified you would be. :'( --Semyon 12:23, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * Hrádske has a genetic problem :'( --O u WTB 12:04, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * And Thomassen really likes burgers. :'( --Semyon 15:00, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * We all have our problems :'( --O u WTB 15:10, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * We all have our problems, but only UNS offers solutions! Vote Marc Thomassen! --Marc Thomassen 15:21, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * You're fat. I ain' votin' for you :( --O u WTB 15:49, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * Oh well, at least it's nothing personal. :P --Semyon 16:55, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * Hhahaha :P --O u WTB 16:58, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * If he'd say that his owner is takavíhki (aka the truth), what'd be?
 * The above discussion proves for the Nth time that more or less humor can also be funny. --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)

from Talk:Marxistiski-Leninistiski Parti o'Eesheckt

Damn... I forgot I made this. Anna Maria seems superfluous now. 'The policies were mostly invented by writing the opposite of everything on the CCPL page' is the exact reason I made that character. --Semyon 10:39, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
 * :P They got inactive after 2013 Elections though :o --O u WTB 10:57, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
 * I think I'll reactivate it, though probably not with Anna Maria as a member. I think she wouldn't quite approve of the dictatorship of the proletariat, or the lack of feminist policies. Anyway, can you explain why it's leninski but not marxki? One would expect it to be either marxki-leninski or marxistiski-leninistiski. --Semyon 12:09, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
 * Yes, your Oshenna sucks :P --O u WTB 12:31, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
 * That doesn't answer my question though. :( Why is one -ski and one -istiski? --Semyon 13:29, March 30, 2015 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I accept your answer and will consider learning to read at some point. --Semyon 13:30, March 30, 2015 (UTC)

from User talk:TimeMaster

you don't control anything to deal with leftest parties. Stop. Like let's say I want to merge the LDP and the UNS, I don't have the right to do it even if I want to. Let's say you want to merge with the PL and CNP i can't stop you from doing it. It's your decision! Like the Green Party issue! IT'S MY DECISION!!! Marcus/Michael Villanova 22:31, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

You can have all your MOTCs in Labour but I can still use the Green Party as much as I want. You forfeited rights to the Green Party when you merged. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 22:32, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

That would be the case, If it hadn't MERGED!!! Again process the information given. Marcus/Michael Villanova 22:35, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

I have unmerged it and removed the merger from its history. Jackson Welsh is now just an ordinary MOTC from either SDP, WFP, or SPP that merged to me. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 22:38, January 6, 2012 (UTC)


 * I'm glad your not a historian beacuse you'd change history dramatically. Troy wins the trojan war! The South Wins! Nazi World! I mean stop changing shit you just don't like. Accept it. Marcus/Michael Villanova 22:41, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * This is Lovia, not the real world, you can change what you want. If Pierlot had his way and prohibited changing history, Lovia would be a lot worse than it is today. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 22:44, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * If you take out what little actuallity is left in this it's done. Just give up and shut down the website. Marcus/Michael Villanova 22:46, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * That didn't make much sense. Why would I shut down the website? Lovia is awesome. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 22:48, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Not when you change history to fit YOUR needs, it just becomes dumb Marcus/Michael Villanova 22:49, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * No, changing a couple things to keep the Green Party alive is fine, since it doesn't effect your MOTCs at all. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 22:50, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Yup it does. Marcus/Michael Villanova 22:59, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * No it doesn't. Jackson Welsh is still Labour. I have allowed you to win on the Labour Party revision, now I win on the Green Party revision. I will not let it die. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:01, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Why do i feel you only like to see and read what you want to see and read. IT MERGED. GAME OVER. DONE. Marcus/Michael Villanova 23:06, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * I UNMERGED IT. GAME OVER. DONE. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:17, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * You really must be mentally challanged or just never grew up and is like a 8 year old in a grown ups body. I wonder IRL if your fired from a job and then you get fired, if you still keep going back to the place wondering why everyone says you don't work there. Marcus/Michael Villanova 23:23, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Lol, it's just insults now. You have evidently lost the argument. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:25, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Lol, you never denied it so I guess it's true. But honestly stop. Marcus/Michael Villanova 23:26, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Well, I'll deny it now, then. I will not stop. You can have the MOTC that was Green in Labour but I will keep the Green Party alive with my own MOTC. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:27, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Dude in this entire argument i've been the one with the points, facts, and ways we can get out of this. If you keep being immature that's your fault. The final thing I can offer to you is that we move "Green Party" to "Green Party(2010)" and you create a new page or something. Also your argument for "the name being dumb" is dumb, Again accept history and create a new name. Marcus/Michael Villanova 23:31, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * That is a blatant lie. And I simply want to continue the current Green Party. Why don't you just let me? —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:33, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Why can't you let it die and start a new one? Marcus/Michael Villanova 23:35, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Because the current one is a good Green Party in which there is no point in the death of it! —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:36, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

from Talk:Plemming Forest

Why is the image broken?

I see.

How can I fill the bar?
 * Just add information after the "thumb", divide by a "|". 15:21, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

I see.


 * That's an ugly building! Just terrible! =| Cléo 15:22, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

How do you dare to say that! It is an building with a history!
 * We're not in the medieval times! I think it should be demolished, for God's sake! Cléo 15:24, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

You are not friendly.

How can I get a level 3 headline?
 * Please sign your remarks by using the four waves. For the title: just type three =s instead of two. 15:26, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

I see. Anfii 15:28, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Damn, buddy. Just write normal stories. This isn't good! Please, my king, delete this article right now! Cléo 15:32, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Normal sentences, please! =( Cléo 15:32, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * I'll see what I can improve, please don't edit the page for two minutes. 15:33, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

I feel enough. I don't need more sensors. I try to work on a article here. You not. Anfii 15:34, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * It isn't enough. Delete everything. Vanish this building from the map. It's terrible for Lovia's great and rich landscape. Please, do it now! Cléo 15:34, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

I try to work in absence here. She not. Please leave us lonely. Anfii 15:36, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Don't fight. This is a nation of Love (why do you think it's named Lovia) and an island of Peace (Peace Island).  15:39, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

What does Lovia mean? Anfii 15:41, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * It's just the name of our nation, but refers to Love. 15:42, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

I see. Anfii 15:43, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

from User talk:TimeMaster

--Semyon 11:52, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
 * This is bad for mental health Pierlot McCrooke 11:54, April 8, 2015 (UTC)

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from National_Archives/Chambers/7_Seven

Expansion of citizen rights

I propose to expand the citizen rights to goats. --O u WTBsjrief-mich 15:51, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * What? Bucurestean 15:59, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Now thát's why we need an impeachment procedure for MOTCs... ;) 16:09, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Actually it was meant to make clear that Lovia doesn't have any laws protecting animals, but I guess you guys didn't see that :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 18:33, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

from National_Archives/Chambers/9_Nine

015. Forbidding low pants in public

I just read the "schoolgids" (guide of my local high school Lyceum Schöndeln in the City Roermond, formerly known as RK BC Schöndeln) and I've found something inspirational. I'll cite page 30: "en wij wensen ook niet met eigen ogen te kunnen vaststellen welke kleur en motief het ondergoed van uw kind heeft." Translation: and we also wish not to be able to determine which color or pattern the underwear your child is wearing has. This so-called "lagebroekenverbod" (low pants prohibition) could also be introduced in the public areas of Lovia. --O u WTBsjrief-mich 20:21, September 28, 2010 (UTC)


 * Uhhhh simply no beacuse I am a Low pants wearer...so and  Marcus Villanova 20:35, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, I can imagine that some people might think it's inappropriate. According to the schoolgids "[..] deze wekken erotische gevoelens op [..]" Translation: these excite erotic feelings. :P Because the signature action hasn't quite worked out to stop this rule, they are now trying to also forbid headscarves. Won't be a problem I guess :P In Limburg hardly anyone votes and those who vote vote for the PVV of Geert Wilders (Limburg is the lowest and most right province on the map) :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 05:11, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * This sounds like a great proposal. Indeed it is indecent and we do not want the girls to excite the boys to much (during school hours) they may find it hard to concentrate ans study less hard? BastardRoyale 09:00, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Ehm, it is mostly the other way around: boys looking at girls. And we don't want bored pupils, do we?  SjorskingmaWikistad 13:37, September 29, 2010 (UTC)


 * Again . Srry. Marcus Villanova 20:07, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * the Low Pants prohibition SjorskingmaWikistad 20:09, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * It looks like this one is going to have a major support in congress :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 04:48, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Interesting topic ;). 13:56, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * I mean this is like saying "No green striped turtle necks on Thurasdays in April when it is 56F, and raining." ;]Marcus Villanova 19:30, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Talking about forbidding low pants... SjorskingmaWikistad 15:54, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * Then I also have the argument "national safety". --O u WTBsjrief-mich 16:01, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * Say what? Safety? If your talking about gangs I know all about them. Not that i'm in one, I'm dead scared of them, but one day I lost the remote and watched 20 hours of a show called Gangland on History Channel and learned about Hispanic, Nazi, Crips n' blodss, Devils, Motocyle gangs and Liberal gangs, ANYTHING CRIME and crap. (Yeah I didn't know they exisisted). Getting to my point, what OWTB might be talking about is low pants are able to hide guns and show underpants colors to show gang affiliation (Like if you have red boxers it means you might be in the bloods, Blue-crips, etc.). Also some gangs have chains attched to there pockets to choke people having them lower makes it easier. But then again that is america were lovia so I think crime rate are low. Marcus Villanova 22:55, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * That made me LOL; 'show underpants colors to show gang affiliation'? Apparently, however, the fashion based on the fact that convicts in American prisons used to be refused belts; do we really want our children basing their fashions on convicts'? --Semyon 12:29, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

from Talk:Zeppelinair

This looks great! What routes are you planning? Semyon Edikovich 09:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't know yet, but I'll draw some maps to compare Jon Johnson 17:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * How nice of you to name one after me; I always wanted to be compared to a monstrous vehicle full of hot air and today this dream comes true.  15:47, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
 * MedZep. By the way, there are also already waterbakken and wannabe wolkenkrabbertjes named after you. SjorskingmaWikistad 11:07, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * Ha, the benefits that come with premiership.  15:53, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay. Marcus Villanova[[Image:Flag of Lovia Small.png|border|20px]] 15:57, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Contrary to what that silly Semyon Edikovich person thinks, this is takaviki. :P --Semyon 21:06, April 10, 2015 (UTC)
 * :P --O u WTB 05:01, April 11, 2015 (UTC)

from User talk:77topaz

Well, I voted for you in opposition to excessive complexity in the Sylvanian State Government. Do you support getting rid of the Senate? —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 23:18, October 3, 2013 (UTC)

Unfortunately, my vote for you requires that you abolish the Senate. :P Will you abolish it? —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 01:32, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

Excellent. :) —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 02:25, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

Unfortunately, my vote for you requires that you adopt all CCPL principles. :P Will you adopt them? :o --O u WTB 06:00, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

from User talk:77topaz

Thanks for your vote, friend! Wabba The I (talk) 09:30, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

Huh? I voted for TM, not you :P 77topaz (talk) 09:32, October 13, 2012 (UTC)



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from Talk:The Noble City Times

WTF

Did I start this newspaper? :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 14:18, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * Da's al 3x herontdekt in de loop der tijd hahaha :)) Bucu 14:19, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * Ow :P haha --O u WTBsjrief-mich 14:19, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * http://nation.wikia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AThe_Noble_City_Times&diff=45657&oldid=45643 Bucu 14:23, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, dit is gewoon slecht :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 14:25, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * OWTB for Prime Minister! :P Bucu 14:26, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * McCrooke for PM! Dr. Magnus 14:27, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * I hope that's a joke ! Marcus Villanova Music is Life.Lean Forward.Walden 22:34, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

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from Talk:Erfÿra Zírq'onër

Pages with unlauted y's should not be allowed to exist :P HORTON11 :  •  19:10, March 25, 2015 (UTC)

But if it's x it's fine, isn't it? --Semyon 19:10, March 25, 2015 (UTC)

Duh!!!! :P HORTON11 :  •  19:14, March 25, 2015 (UTC)

ŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸŸ! Mÿ armÿ of Ÿs is going to overthrow Horton and liberate themselves after ÿears of oppression :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 19:58, March 25, 2015 (UTC)

It's nice how they all have little eyes, and are holding hands. :P --Semyon 19:59, March 25, 2015 (UTC)



Theÿ'll hold guns if ÿou mess with them though :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 10:29, March 28, 2015 (UTC)

from User talk:Game Lord

Ich seh'. Sven Plemming 18:46, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

from Forum:First Chamber

We should come up with some legislation we want to pass soon. In order to begin the proper transition to socialism, I think we should aim to make laws putting industry in the hands of the workers. In the meantime, we should reform health, educations, state governments, etc. I would like volunteers to help write laws. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 18:55, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

Happy65 19:05, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

Interesting thought, thanks. I'll be sure to take it into consideration. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 19:29, May 9, 2015 (UTC)


 * I'm glad you appreciate my constructive ideas. Happy65 19:59, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Conservative Nationalist Party

Kings & Sylvania

So what's going to happen to CNP in these states in upcoming elections? —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 22:23, May 10, 2015 (UTC)

Responses are requested. :o —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 01:04, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

This ain't my party though :o --O u WTB 17:07, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

)': —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 17:10, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

Your face the wrong way though :'( --O u WTB 17:17, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Beaver River dialects

I would like to draw attention to points 1, 7 and 8. (Nobody gives a shit, Pierlotje) Cadaro (www.tonefactory.lo) 14:40, July 19, 2013 (UTC)
 * And I'm not giving a shit to those points Pierlot McCrooke 15:55, July 19, 2013 (UTC)
 * *applauds* Cadaro (www.tonefactory.lo) 16:00, July 19, 2013 (UTC)
 * You gotta admit he played that one well though :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 18:19, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

from Talk:Abington

497... dangerously close to village status. :P —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 01:10, June 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * O, shut up :P Cadaro (www.tonefactory.lo) 10:31, June 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * No :P —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 13:34, June 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * Don't be so childish. You starting to look like your good ole' uncle OWTB :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 13:35, June 29, 2013 (UTC)

from Kings of Lovia



from Forum:The_Pub/Archive/22_Twenty-two Jhon Lewis was shot down, probably by a political counterpart, in the streets of Noble City, the Lovian capital, when he was walking around for his political campaign because he participated in the 2014 Federal Elections. Wabba The I (talk) 12:26, January 19, 2014 (UTC)
 * who shot him? Marcus/Michael Villanova 20:54, January 19, 2014 (UTC)
 * Don't know, being death, having no memory. Wabba The I (talk) 18:13, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
 * Don't know, being death, having no memory. Wabba The I (talk) 18:13, January 20, 2014 (UTC)

from Talk:Oos Wes Ilava

WHAT?! --Semyon 11:20, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * Yeah, we had a mutual understanding of this on the chat :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 11:25, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * 'Hey 4kant, do you want to be my illegitimate son?' 'Yeah sure Oos, that sounds like a great idea.' :P I'll have to vote RTP in the next election I see. :/ --Semyon 11:27, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * It was a Burenia-style discussion, gotta admit that :P Actually, I was thinking bout voting RTP too :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 11:31, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

from Cassiopeia

@Marcus: what are you suggesting? I hope not a civil war? 09:13, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * That would be interesting and exciting though :P Bucurestean 13:44, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

from Forum:Sylvania Local Council Elections



from deletion log of User talk:TimeMaster



from Forum:The Bar Counter



from Talk:Vocabulary of Bredish/English - Bredish

Aardvark!! :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 22:19, June 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * Aardvark? Aardvark. Aardvark! Cadaro (www.tonefactory.lo) 22:27, June 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 22:29, June 24, 2013 (UTC)

from User talk:Crystalbeastdeck09

I'm thinking we should work on this project together: []. So it's like a test - If you're a Lovian then... basically we can write about the culture and politics of Lovia. Good idea?  UnfazedEveryman  Annoy Me 09:18, July 12, 2015 (UTC)

no. Miroslav Znalic 17:43, July 12, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Adoha Railway Station

There is no way Adoha station actually looks like that :o  UnfazedEveryman  Annoy Me 03:51, July 16, 2015 (UTC)


 * Why not? :o oOO...21xO...OOo (talk) 09:50, July 16, 2015 (UTC)
 * Because that is Hightech Valley station. :o  UnfazedEveryman  Annoy Me 09:51, July 16, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Lovian Friends of Kob


 * :U and :V kind of look like people talking. BTW, don't forget your signature. ;) :W 77topaz (talk) 01:47, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
 * Tåpas, seriously, I don't want to know how you talk :| --O u WTB 08:18, April 30, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Oetry

I agree with Fnord that we should put a reference to ":o" in here :o --O u WTB 09:03, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 09:11, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * That's blending the IC/OOC barrier quite a bit, though. :o 77topaz (talk) 09:54, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * :o --O u WTB 10:08, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * :P 77topaz (talk) 10:20, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * We should be :o-ing though :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:32, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * U no I'm fKKING DRUNK i in't een gonń put egainst you. O u WTB 20:13, June 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * yOU CUTE though. Fakking capslock, ik word er depressief van :P --O u WTB
 * :o Oems are cute. :o UnfazedEveryman (talk) 11:12, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
 * hET VERBAAST ME DAT JE DAT IN HET nEDERLANDS SCHREEF. mAAKT DAT DIJÅLEKT JOU DEPRESSIEF OFZO? :O --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 15:52, June 22, 2015 (UTC)
 * :o --O u WTB 09:49, June 23, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Sven Plemming

What should we do with it now? I propose letting Sven Plemming be a fictional person living in Lovia and block his account (WITHOUT THE AUTOBLOCK OF HIS IP :P) putting him out of his homes and bringing all his companies etc to me, I would get the Plemming Holding then (but it still needs much correction however) Plemming and Plemming Forest would still be, but Plemming City will not come and I might use it for something else, in or not in Lovia, Anfii will be the boswachter of PF (:P) and he will live in Plemming (which is a building outside a village, so there won't be any problems with eh.. bevolkingstelling. What do you all think? --OWTB 06:05, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
 * You've been ignored for almost 2 years . I didn't know you wanted to build a Plemming City? Hahah . Like the boswachter-idea... unfortunately it's too late. Maybe he had some acquaintance? (proest: Makfob :P) Bucurestean 18:57, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, you've been ignored for over three years :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 03:20, May 23, 2013 (UTC) I'm sorry, but I had to do this :P


 * You have been ignore for 2 years.  UnfazedEveryman  Annoy Me 01:08, August 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * I wasn't really expecting a reply to that though :o --O u WTB 08:48, August 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * Haha, you've been ignored for over ten hours :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 19:10, August 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * My counting skills are not good enough to determine for how long you been ignored now :o --O u WTB 08:34, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
 * Tsss... :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 09:03, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
 * UE don't see :P -- UnfazedEveryman  Annoy Me 10:27, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
 * I've seen your blatantly untrue edit summary. Pasimi is takavíhki. And of wikinations only Burenia can haz njükaqë :P --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)
 * You're wrong 'bout that... also I opened a new shopping area in Newhaven. It's called the Ilava Mall :P -- UnfazedEveryman  Annoy Me 10:47, August 4, 2015 (UTC)

from User talk:TimeMaster

You still gay? :o --O u WTB 10:55, September 26, 2015 (UTC)
 * Yeah :o —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 16:27, September 26, 2015 (UTC)
 * You may want to vote pro to banning UE in that case :o --O u WTB 16:47, September 26, 2015 (UTC)
 * :o —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 18:11, September 26, 2015 (UTC)
 * You cute :3 --O u WTB 18:18, September 26, 2015 (UTC)
 * In this logical argument, I am not sure how the conclusion follows from the premise. :P 77topaz (talk) 05:27, September 27, 2015 (UTC)
 * It's very logical though:
 * TM's still gay, so he's still alive.
 * TM's still alive, so he can still vote.
 * Oos finds everyone cute, so he finds TM cute as well.
 * You see? :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 07:58, September 27, 2015 (UTC)
 * I see. --Sven Anfius Plemming 10:38, September 27, 2015 (UTC)

from Forum:Speakers' Corner/Archives/7 2012-2014


 * Just kidding. Great poster.  Happy65   Talk CNP  LogoCNP.png 07:09, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * Paint skills è --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:15, December 9, 2012 (UTC)


 * MS Paint? I mean terrible poster.  Happy65   Talk CNP  LogoCNP.png 09:25, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, you youngsters are slightly spoilt with your new software :P --O u WTBsjrief-mich 09:31, December 9, 2012 (UTC)


 * ...  Happy65   Talk CNP  LogoCNP.png 09:32, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

from User talk:Ooswesthoesbes/Archive


 * I never was very good at grammar/spelling because all those rules contradicted my (obviously poor) feeling for language. Also all those crazy exceptions never made sense to me, it seemed like they've pulled those ones out of ... not a very proper way to say this but anyway, I'm just not very good with languages.  12:47, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * Linguists need a job too, so that's okay  12:48, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * I think linguists made language that incoherent on purpose, so we would always need them.  12:55, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * Linguists describe language, they don't invent it :) 12:59, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't believe you, it's all one big conspiracy and you... you, you are a part of it! That's it, I can see it clearly know! Linguists all over the world giggling in the shadows when little children cry over there disappointing results after a spelling test. And then, out of emotion and pain - oh how their innocent souls are tormented - they will consume mass-produced cookies by < WELL-KNOWN COOKIE BRAND >. Of course they will all become obese and addicted to sugar and they shall die a painful atherosclerosis-induced death before they can even become ten. But the linguists don't care, because they will all have their luxe-resort with two three! swimming pools (of which one is always heated) on the Côte d'Azur paid for with bloody cookie-share money! 13:45, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

from Talk:Henuven Booze & Napoi


 * 72%?!?!?! Mezatir FictiveJ (discuss) 01:11, December 4, 2015 (UTC)
 * You never heard of absinth?!?!?!?! --O u WTB 10:34, December 4, 2015 (UTC)
 * Yes but 72%? I suppose it's just average for Oos :P Mezatir FictiveJ (discuss) 20:32, December 4, 2015 (UTC)
 * Nah, I'd imagine Oos prefers pure alcohol :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 08:28, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * Yes, like radiator alcohol and such. :P Mezatir FictiveJ (discuss) 08:57, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * - It's normal for absinthe though. --O u WTB 11:37, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * I like it how you don't deny that you prefer drinking pure alcohol :P --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 17:21, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * Klijef :P Mezatir FictiveJ (discuss) 20:27, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * If he preferred drinking pure alcohol, he wouldn't be alive to respond. :P 77topaz (talk) 22:07, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * Yes, but what about (to quote Oos himself) good old-fashioned Limburgish genes? Mezatir FictiveJ (discuss) 22:15, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * Those genes would end up being perfectly preserved, because all the bacteria in his body would be dead. :P 77topaz (talk) 22:35, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * I personally think Oos doesn't care much about biology. :P Mezatir FictiveJ (discuss) 23:17, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * Oos does care about biology though :o --O u WTB 14:34, December 6, 2015 (UTC)
 * Don't think drinking pure ethanol would be much worse than 72% absinthe. :P At least, as long as it wasn't 'denatured', or the azeotropically distilled stuff that contains benzene traces. --Semyon 20:11, December 7, 2015 (UTC)
 * @Absinthe: Indeed. :P @Denatured: So he couldn't be drinking radiator alcohol? Because that has methanol in it, which isn't proven safe for human use. Mezatir FictiveJ (discuss) 22:00, December 7, 2015 (UTC) Also, this discussion is pointless.

from user talk:MyOwnBadSelf

Hello! Here is the cavy you waited for. Have fun with him.

With a friendly eye of Nimmanswolk: --OWTB 30 Nov 2007 06:09 (UTC)


 * 2007? But it's 2016! MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 01:08, July 12, 2016 (UTC) Also, nice guinea pig.


 * We are a traditional company :o --O u WTB 17:03, July 12, 2016 (UTC)
 * So, no mass-breederies then? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 22:48, July 12, 2016 (UTC)
 * No :o --O u WTB 06:54, July 13, 2016 (UTC)
 * OK. But the timestamp was set back almost 9 years. Is that an error? Also, what does 'a friendly eye' mean? Is it a unique Lovian idiom? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 08:37, July 13, 2016 (UTC)
 * Actually, I used a template: template:Estecavia, which was litterally translated from Dutch :o --O u WTB 15:27, July 13, 2016 (UTC)
 * Why are your templates in Dutch? This is an English wiki MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 22:46, July 13, 2016 (UTC)
 * The first wikination was in Dutch, see Libertas :o --O u WTB 09:47, July 14, 2016 (UTC)
 * So, Dutch is your native language? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 10:07, July 14, 2016 (UTC)
 * No, it is not :o --O u WTB 17:43, July 14, 2016 (UTC)
 * What is it then? German? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 06:33, July 15, 2016 (UTC)
 * No, my native language is Limburgish :o --O u WTB 15:39, July 15, 2016 (UTC)
 * I looked on Wikipedia, and it's almost unpronounceable. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 00:45, July 16, 2016 (UTC)
 * You mean this? :o --O u WTB 16:08, July 16, 2016 (UTC)
 * Why do you need so many sounds? English gets along fine without them. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 22:03, July 16, 2016 (UTC)
 * English speakers are lazy though :o --O u WTB 15:15, July 19, 2016 (UTC)

from Talk:Werewolves of Abington (film)

How on Earth could Nicky van Huizen have performed the stunts for this film when she was seven at the time it was released? :P 77topaz (talk) 06:07, August 14, 2016 (UTC)
 * Mayhaps she was very gifted :o --O u WTB 11:20, August 14, 2016 (UTC)
 * She wore stilts made to bend like a real human being, and shit like that.--We are ze robots. TheworldofBingbang32 06:06, August 19, 2016 (UTC)
 * ...I see. :P 77topaz (talk) 10:25, August 20, 2016 (UTC)
 * I like insane people. They remind me of myself :o --O u WTB 16:56, August 21, 2016 (UTC)

from User talk:TimeMaster

You bringing the commies back for reals? :O Kunarian TALK 14:40, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

Maybe. It depends if things take off. —TimeMaster (talk • contribs) 18:23, February 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * If you do the commies you can take off into the sky on Sputnik II. Kunarian TALK 18:28, February 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * A space program! I've finally realised why Lovia always seemed slightly lacking... --Semyon 18:45, February 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * This is a joke, right? We only have about 200,000 inhabitants. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 20:50, February 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * Libertas has (had?) a space program, and fighter jets too for that matter. HORTON11 Bugatti_1921.png 21:00, February 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * THE COMMUNISTS WANT TO WASTE LOVIAN MONEY ON A SPUTNIK II WHILE ORDINARY LOVIANS STARVE IN RE-EDUCATION CAMPS!" vote CNP XD Kunarian TALK 21:51, February 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * Yeah, it makes no sense. Kunarian: I'll consider voting for CNP next election. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 22:42, February 10, 2017 (UTC)

from User talk:Kunarian





from Talk:Conservative Christian Party of Lovia


 * Why on earth do you just put emoticons instead of anything meaningful? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 22:02, February 14, 2017 (UTC)
 * At this point, I'm not sure he's capable of anything but emoticons. :o 77topaz (talk) 22:06, February 14, 2017 (UTC)
 * :o --O u WTB 22:47, February 14, 2017 (UTC)



from Forum:Speakers' Corner

[[Media:OWTB1502.PNG]] --Oos Wes Ilava 15:22, October 19, 2015 (UTC)

With Charles Jones as Governor in Clymene, trees will be planted :o --QytokantFRÅGOR??? 18:29, October 20, 2015 (UTC)
 * What kind of trees? Kunarian TALK 18:39, October 20, 2015 (UTC)
 * The ones you see on the picture :o --O u WTB 10:04, October 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * Dead ones, then? :P --Semyon 12:48, October 21, 2015 (UTC)
 * It's autumn, so of course their leaves are a bit reddish :o But indeed, 'cle Oos likes to plant beeches :P --O u WTB 15:10, October 21, 2015 (UTC)

from Talk:Centrist Solution


 * The logo is basically a mixture of the Moderate Centrist Party and the work at the Lovian Museum for Modern Mäöreser Arts. It's a bit of a joke, in an attempt to replicate the MCP and secure User:TimeMaster's votes. Happy65 (Talk) (Contribs) 10:55, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * So you don't want a new logo? Cause mate, I'm not going to lie the one you have is painful to mine eyes. Kunarian TALK 12:01, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * Nah, it's fine. This logo isn't meant to be good, it's more of an inside joke from chat :o Happy65 (Talk) (Contribs) 15:32, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * Oh dear. :P --Semyon 15:53, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * Infact, I didn't create it :o Happy65 (Talk) (Contribs) 15:56, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * Please dear god let me make you something that doesn't make it look like the creator smashed his head against a keyboard while in paint. It hurts me so bad. Kunarian TALK 16:01, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * I suspect if you smashed your head against your keyboard you would just get a headache. Which admittedly would still be more aesthetically pleasing than the current logo. :P --Semyon 16:04, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * I'm glad this masterpiece is causing the emotion modern art should :o Happy65 (Talk) (Contribs) 16:06, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * Good response. I'm liking this conversation. :P --Semyon 16:09, February 16, 2017 (UTC)
 * I think the first motion I will bring in the new Congress will be "Ban CS from Congress until they get a better logo". Kunarian TALK 16:11, February 16, 2017 (UTC)

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As you gays all are obviously aware, it is vastelaovendj in Limburg :o This means 'cle Oos, your belovèd Heretow, will be slightly offline from this evening onwards 'til 'bout wenzday :o During this short week, he will be digesting serious amounts of fried food and several litres of alcohol :o Please expect your deer 'cle and Heretow, who sent u this massage (:o), to be slightly under influence and less reactiony and publishy than usual :o


 * 'Slightly offline' is beautifully expressed. I commend you on your mastery of the English language. :P --Semyon 19:17, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * :o I very good at English though :o I so free in expressin' meself I creative :o --O u WTB 19:19, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * Your abandonment of the copula isn't good English, I have to say. --Semyon 19:58, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * What you mean? Summing not good when I write English? It clear that not cute :o --O u WTB 20:06, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * Yes, I agree. 'Slightly offline' and 'wenzday' were very nice, but the rest of your edits in this section are a little disappointing. --Semyon 20:10, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * You patronizing me dhow? :'( --O u WTB 20:20, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * No, just helping you. --Semyon 20:23, February 23, 2017 (UTC) Patronising you now though. :P
 * 'Reactiony' and 'publishy'... indeed. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 21:54, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * Granted, Oos sometimes talks like that when he is sober, too. :o 77topaz (talk) 22:18, February 23, 2017 (UTC)
 * Indeed, I think he's sober currently. --Semyon 22:32, February 23, 2017 (UTC)

If this is our sober PM, then what does our drunk PM look like? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 01:41, February 24, 2017 (UTC)

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LOL, the stack of header templates is three times as tall as the actual page text. :P 77topaz (talk) 02:44, March 13, 2017 (UTC)


 * It just goes to show about his edits. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 04:19, March 13, 2017 (UTC)
 * I decided to add another banner, so the takawaikaness of this page is even more clearly visible. :P Bart K (talk) 11:40, March 13, 2017 (UTC)