Hurbanova Novine/Archive 3

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Short news

 * Sanovec not willing to join the rebellion
 * 10-23-11: Hurbanova - Paul Sanovec, the infamous leader of the Oceana separatist movement, told our newspaper yesterday that he is not willing to join the nationwide rebellion. In an interview he stated: "We are a Tibet already, no use making a Darfur of it." Sanovec's influence is very large under the separatist movement and therefore it is not likely the rebels receive a lot of help from them.


 * Much crowd expected as A.C.A.B. protests
 * 9-15-10: Hurbanova - Hundreds of demonstrating people will be expected on Monday 20 September in Southern Hurbanova. The anti-communist movement A.C.A.B. has been accepted to come and protest on the Market Square of Hurbanova against the growing communist influence in Lovia. Please take notice of much crowd and be careful when driving in Downtown Hurbanova.


 * Oceana language recognized (to be continued)
 * 4-12-10: Noble City - With 11 of the 12 MOTC voted, one can see clearly that the Oceana language will be recognized without any further problems, when the King will close the vote. Only from the Walden Libertarian Party came protest. Edward Hannis (WLP) expressed his worries: "By adding anything more than what we have, we imply that those who do not comply with our official system (i.e. cannot speak English) are not welcomed". Also Pierlot McCrooke (WLP), the only MOTC who didn't vote, opposed the vote. The required 75% voted pro, 8% voted against.

Crats

 * Narasha 'Oshenna uznanen (de bite epokratshovaten)
 * 4-12-10: That Mest - Kue 11 o'thie 12 TsOG aeng elasovaten, we can vit yasnine that that Narasha 'Oshenna bude uznanen kueout eni nash, ked that kral bude zamknut that lasovebechen. Len fo that Walden Libertarianistiski Parti came block. Edward Hannis (WLP) outsayth hine sorrow: "By dodatin wishettek mo as chom we have, we implai that thie peepel to do na withelk kue oshine ofishel sustava (priklad given can na speak Angltshi) ar na ewiteaten". Owso Pierlot McCrooke (WLP), that len TOG to na lasovateth, was gaygn it. That needen 75% lasovateth fo, 8% lasovateth gaygn.

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"Case Villanova has no consequences for Oceana elections"
Hurbanova - November 30, 2010 - "If Marcus Villanova is to be tried, which is very probable, it will not have any consequences for the results of the State Elections in Oceana", thus an Oceana political expert.

Waldener Villanova has been accused of corruption. According to Alexandru Latin, Villanova tried to make a deal with him to exchange votes. Hereby, Villanova proposed to vote for Oos Wes Ilava (CCPL), Andy's opponent, in Oceana.

Although it is still unclear whether there has to come a trial, the press is already anticipating. "Villanova has broken the law and should be punished", claim many Hurbanovans.

A consequence could be that the Judge declares Villanova's vote in Oceana for Ilava invalid. However, several experts have stated that such a judicial decision would not change the election outcome.

McCandless remains Governor, Ilava stays Deputy Governor.
 * By: A.S. Latin

Corruption, bribery, attempted blackmail and a failed coup
Hurbanova - November 29, 2010 - Corruption, bribery, attempted blackmail and a failed coup? Sounds like the plot of a very bad thriller, but it appears to be everyday reality within Walden. Accusations of corruption and bribery shocked the nation yesterday and the day before, and now things get even worse. The affair gets out of hand and fierce discussions continue. The entire case, at first merely an accusation of fraud and corruptions, is taken to an entirely next level by McCrooke today as he admits in a conversation with Donia to be the mastermind behind an attempted coup! The plan was apparantly to mail "evidence" of misbehaviour by one or more site admins to the main staff of wikia and thus get rid of the government. McCrooke planned to make himself the dictator of Lovia, King Pierlot I, and appoint allies to high positions in the government... Meanwhile, Marcus Villanova has admitted to being guilty of corruption and bribery! Walden has not reacted to all this commotion, and is having a hard time with fascist members, corruption inside the faction and even planned coups and attempted blackmail! Villanova is nowhere to be seen, and McCrooke tries desperately to cover up evidence. This time he targets La Quotidienne, the newspaper responsible for writing a devastating article about him yesterday. He has attempted to sabotage the newspaper today as can be seen here, by removing content from the talk-page of the page and placing it in the archives, getting rid of a discussion in which "evidence" clearly points towards McCrooke as the mastermind behind an evil plot which took place months earlier. The situation tenses and things threaten to get out of hand. Tonight, on an extra-long live episode of Oceana Late, the entire affair will be revealed and explained. The entire nation is expected to watch as the story unfolds further. We will keep you informed!
 * By: Y.M. Donia

Show sabotaged by Waldener
Hurbanova - November 28, 2010 - The infamous whistleblower affair has already provoked much tension in Oceana and soon in the entire nation. Famous and well-read newspaper had "the scoop" when journalist and powerful media-mogul Edward Hannis wrote an article about the matter. Next day, the 27th, things got worse as Ygo August Donia announced to have Alexandru Latin (live?) on the Oceana Late-show next sunday to talk about the wide-spread corruption on a grande scale within Walden. Co-anchor and self described "side-kick" of the show, Pierlot McCrooke, was very dissatisfied with the subject of next sunday. He initially tried to persuade Donia not to air the episode and after this failed he attempted to sabotage the show. He did so by replacing the tape of the episode with the tape of a report he made on pets, in this ill-faithed attempt to stop the show from airing. McCrooke was, however, caught in the act by Taisho Kumato, another cast-member. Host Ygo immediately upon hearing of this attempted sabotage fired McCrooke from the show. McCrooke was last seen sobbing in the lobby of the Oceana Broadcasting System's head quarters. In an interview with Hurbanova Novine, Kumato has told the press he already suspected McCrooke of being untrustworthy and his performances on the show had been bad lately, as if the co-anchor was distracted by something. He probably knows more of this corruption case then he is willing to admit. It is not the first time McCrooke, a former leader of the fascist IGP, has his integrity called into question and it provides more than enough reason to remove him from the show. As politician McCrooke is more famous for switching sides then he is for actually contributing to the nation in any way whatsoever. He just happens to be a member of Walden, from which the corrupt MOTC is said to be. Is this just a "coincidence", as he claims? His latest excuse is that the man sabotaging was a faker, even though camera's clearly registered McCrooke and dozens of witnesses can testify against him. Overall, a very interesting case. We can never know what the outcome will be, but we will surely keep you informed!
 * By: Y.M. Donia

Walden accused of corruption
Hurbanova - November 27, 2010 - An anonymous letter which was mysteriously discovered in Oos Wes Ilava's mailbox today shines a light on the dark side of Lovian politics. According to this letter a certain Waldener has attempted to bribe someone on the day of October 17 2010, one of the last days of the State Elections. Due to dissatisfying polls, he tried to make use of the situation and contacted him in secret. There was a lot of hurry, because the State Elections would end in a couple of days. The Waldener proposed a vote switch: whether he would back up progressive, of course Walden, proposals in Congress and support Waldeners in the next elections. The victim of corruption rejected by saying he already backed up progressive proposals from time to time and that Walden had always been one of his partners. We will keep you informed.
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

OBS very popular
Hurbanova - November 20, 2010 - Oos Wes Ilava's new project, Oceana Broadcasting System, is a huge success. It's the only active and well-viewed radio and television broadcaster of Lovia. Oceana again is way ahead of its time!

The huge success is partly thanks to the system of bodies, which has been influenced by the Dutch pillarisation. The Limburgish, Oceana and Progressives all have their own programs, so everybody is served to his own taste. We'll highlight some of the most remarkable programs.

1. Touring thru Hurb definitively is worthwhile watching. The show is all about local buildings and other places of interest. Dwayne Jólkavský does a great job in selecting the most interesting spots and telling stories about them nobody has ever heard of before.

2. The History of Oceana is presented by Donald Smith. It is a dearing choice of the Slavic Oceana Broadcaster to choose for this presenter. He originally is from Noble City and has a "normal accent" instead of a Beaver River accent like most Oceana people do. To put him on a show about the history of our state surely has attracted many outsiders!

3. Children's hour is the program with most viewers after one other. With programs in Oceana and Limburgish, all subtitled in English, it increases children's ability to speak the languages of other Oceana people. Oshenna Tales also tells some stories, fiction and non-fiction, about Oceana, so it's also very informative.

4. RegioSoap: That Mouning Is O'Temon is a huge succes. On a daily base, two thousand people watch the soap and therefore it's the most successful program. A very interesting soap which can't be overlooked and will have a huge influence in the future of Lovian television.

5. Oceana Late is the show of the politician Ygo August Donia. A very well-balanced show with serious contents, but which is often brought not seriously. It is clearly influenced by Dutch television. In the beginning it had some struggle with gathering viewers, but now it's getting there.

Short said, if you want to watch real Lovian television, watch OBS!
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

Progressives elected an inactive governor
Hurbanova - October 29, 2010 - Last week the new governor of Oceana was elected. The winner was the Walden politician Andy McCandless, but he already seems to be a wrong choice. He disappeared one day after his inauguration and after being elected for nine days, he still hasn't returned.

For many conservative Oceana who were already very sceptical about the new governor and who were suspecting election fraud by numerous of new people quickly buying houses in Oceana in order to vote away the conservative Christian Oos Wes Ilava this is a clear sign. Oceana expert Graham Ský (38) says: "The fact that they've elected an inactive governor is a part of their strategy: without a governing leader in Oceana, Oceana will smoothly die. Unfortunately for them, this theory is not correct. It will only strengthen the nationalist feelings of many conservative Oceana and it will only widen the gap between the two groups."

Earlier this week the Lovian police arrested Alexandru Latin for sockpuppetry, he has been locked up for a month. Many progressives say it's a clear sign that the conservative side of Oceana isn't doing well either. Oceana remains divided.
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

Locals are in favor of the Nationalist Party
Hurbanova - October 15, 2010 - With just 5 more days to go, there is still an exciting race between Oos Wes Ilava of the CCPL and Andy McCandless of Walden. For Oceana who disapprove growing Lovian influence, there are enough good reasons to be worried, now these Oceana have seen increasing power of the government and more migrants coming from other states. Oceana nationalism is reviving again after two years of political rest.

A former miner and inhabitant of East Hills, Alzbeta Lenka, founded the Natsionalistiski Parti 'Oshenna, a democratical party for all Oceana who are worried about the future of their existence as cultural community. The natsionalists support Ilava, with the argument that he is the only one who represents the entire population and respects cultural differences.

The Lovian community is afraid of further polarization. The majority votes for Harold Freeman of the LU or McCandless of Walden, hoping that the State of Oceana will not get any special status.

We won't forget him: Asht Ilava left us
Hurbanova - October 8, 2010 - When he entered the local Oceana politics in 1960 nobody knew he was going to make it to governor, but he did in 1964. Asht Ilava was the last old-fashioned conservative governor of Oceana. He passed away today after having falling ill two weeks ago. Many will remember him as a daring leader who was not willing to give in to the changes of the time he was living in.

Asht Ilava first started his political carreer in 1960, when he became a member of the former LPCO. In 1962 he ran for governor, but he lost from the more progressive Peter Ský. His first term began in 1964 when he finally was elected. He was re-elected in 1966, but resigned one week before his term would end.

The Oceana youth did not like him at all. Being the last old-fashioned conservative governor he was not very happy with the changes in society and he was of the opinion that the youth should be taught how to act like a real man should. This opinion was made very clear when he stopped a demonstration in 1967.

After his governorship he became locomotive operator. A job which he did with a lot of passion until his retirement in 1986. Tom Hang once said about him: "Asht is an example of a good politician: standing for his principles and fighting hard to get them working." Asht Ilava reached the age of 76 years.
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

The battle of the Governors
Hurbanova - September 11, 2010 - At the moment the State Elections have not official started yet, but already three politicians have expressed interest in becoming the governor of Oceana: Andy McCandless, Harold Freeman and Oos Wes Ilava. There is only one candidate going for Deputy Governor: Alexandru Latin.

Remarkably, only one of the three candidates represents the conservative christians, who traditionally form the largest part of the Oceana population. Another remarkable situation is that recently the number of houses bought by people from out of the state in Oceana has drastically grown. Decreasing the percentage of "native Oceana".

Candidate and governor currently replacing Ben Opať, Oos Wes Ilava, still believes his chances of becoming governor are high: "Oceana has been the trouble region of Lovia for quite a long time, with problems varying from inactivity to revolts and from wealth to poverty. The thing we need most now is stability and the Conservative Christian Party of Lovia can create this stability. Oceana should be governed by someone who knows the Oceana culture well, speaks their language and is willing to spend time in this Lovian state. I think I'm, just as when I was elected a few years ago, the right person to take the job. The other candidates are good politicians, that's a fact, but Oceana is not the place for them."
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

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"Sagh Villanoft mar na visledocks fo Oshenna eleksias"
Hurbanoft - November 30, 2010 - "Asime Markus Villanoft is de bite tswaieleth, teda is velmi sainen, it bude na have eni visledocks fo that oucum o'that Harven Eleksias i Oshenna", ako un lokalni politikni ekspear.

Waldenist Villanoft has bited obvineniteth o'korrupsia. Ako Alexandru Latin, Villanoft scueseth de robe un sulesht ku hine de vuechaynge lasovebechens. Heyby, Villanoft predstavite de lasovat fo Oos Wes Ilava (CCPL), Andy's oposovebechenist, i Oshenna.

Achefa it is steal oyasni asime da has de come un tswaiel, that media is retch entithipatin. "Villanoft has breaketh that lou an need de biteth panisheth", spreache coin Hurbanovnis.

A visledock can bite thatte that dzhadzh villasiteth Villanoft's lasovebechen i Oshenna fo Ilava. Achefa, wesheliack ekspears have showteweth thatte so un dzhadishel roshutnotbechen byde na chaynge that eleksia oucum.

McCandless remayne gonner, Ilava stay deptee.
 * By: A.S. Latin

OBS velmi grotsi
Hurbanoft - November 20, 2010 - Oos Wes Ilava hine nove proyekt, Oshenna Outsend Sustuva, is un yudsh succes. Iese that len aktifni an well-behatshen radio an teevee outsender o'Lovia. Oshenna snow is coineheed o'ithine time!

That yudsh succes is partane dshacueme de that sustuva o'buedis, tsho has biten vlivovaten by that Dutch pillarisatsia. That Limburgish, Oshenna an Progressifni ow have thoshine ayn programs, tak efcase is esyven de hine ayn chut. We bude eastrovat nikolk o'thie mose slaynen programs.

1. Touring thru Hurb prosta is domien de behatsh. That show is ow ebow lokalni stavebechen an other misetoes o'prepich. Dwayne Jólkavský robes un dober track in selektovatin thie mose prepichel misetoes an robin tellings ebow them nacase has efa tchuet on befo.
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Progressifni elektovateth un unaktifni gonner
Hurbanoft - October 29, 2010 - Fowentesh that nove gonner 'Oshenna haws elektovaten. That vyrrer was that Walden politikus Andy McCandless, ale retch he looke up de bite un reef wiberta. He discay jidden den after hine inouguratsia an after biten elektovaten fo nine dien, he steal has na evolverovaten.

Fo coin konservatifni Oshenna kto wer retch velmi sckattikni ebow that new gonner an kto wer fothanking eleksiafroud by numerous o'new peepel fastane kopovatin sheals in Oshenna um waylasovat that konservatifni Krestni Oos Wes Ilava thattey is un yasni snack. Oshenna ekspear Graham Ský (38) povedat: "That fakt that theef elektovateth un inaktifni gonner is un part o'thoshine stratehie: kueout un gournin viester in Oshenna, Oshenna bude undaie. In-zlay-hotting fo them, thattey theeree nis na stymmin. It bude osilme len thie natsionalistiski feaylains o'coin konservatifni Oshenna an it bude shiroken len that gap betwixt thie dwah groops."

Ranier in thattey tyshden that Lovish politsia arresteth Alexandru Latin fo devownickin, iaf bited portched fo un meshatsh. Coin progressifni povedat that iese un yasni snack that that konservatifni zaite 'Oshenna niese na doin well ae. Oshenna stays edividovatn.
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

Lokalni ar quoldober o'that Natsionalistiski Parti
Hurbanoft - October 15, 2010 - Ku just 5 mo dens de got, da is steal a trashly race betwixt Oos Wes Ilava o'KKPL an Andy McCandless o'Walden. Fo Oshenna who diseproof grouin Lovish vlif da ar potch horosh zems de bite putsheth, new thattey Oshenna vite narastin welade motsh an nove bivetters for other harvens. That Oshenna natsionalisma is rebivetin zas after mo dan 2 rocks o'politikni pokien.

Un fowmer bank an beviter o'Eesheckt, Alshbeta Lenka, nadavateth that Natsionalistiski Parti 'Oshenna, un demokratiski parti fo ew Oshenna who ar putsheth ebow that futur o'thoshine esht as cultsherni spolotshentswoe. That natsionalists support Ilava, ku that wertial that hine is that len jidden who foshow that uplen populatsia an respektovat cultsherni rozdiels.

That Lovish spolotshentswoe is efrayd o'polarisatsia. That moset lasovateth fo Harold Freeman o'LU o McCandless o'Walden, ku that howp thatte that Harven 'Oshenna bude na gea eni spetsialni state.

We bude forgea hem na: Asht Ilava odisteth os
Hurbanoft - October 8, 2010 - Ked he incay that lokalni Oshenna politik in 1960 nawan knew haws geain de robe hine like un gonner, ale he gow hine in 1964. Asht Ilava was that leest owmen konservatni gonner 'Oshenna. He passeth eread tan'den after aeng fallin kranck prede dwah tyshdien. Coin bude pamettate hem like un cown viester kto naws gilshni de give in de thie chaynges o'that time haws bivettin in.

Asht Ilava onest postviteth hine politikni carreer in 1990, ked he bicay un tshlen o'that former LPDO. In 1962 he rynneth fo gonner, ale he preghrateth fo that mow progressifni Peter Ský. Hine onest term onfangeth in 1964 ked haws nakonietch elektovatteth. Haws grelektovatteth in 1966, ale otkasovateth one tyshden befor hine term buetsem ende.

Thie fresh-glide 'Oshenna na milovateth hem sweans. Biten that leest owmen konservatni gonner haws na velmi vey kue thie sosialni chaynges an haws opinialni that thie fresh-glide bude bite teacheth ache d'ekte like achem un shol mush bude. Thattey naiser was eroben velmi yasni ked he matrovateth un demonstratsia in 1967.

After hine gonnership he bicay un lokomotifni operator. Un jemesnane chom he dayt kue un load o'passia til hine raytraermou in 1986. Tom Hang raze povedateth ebow hem: "Asht is un priklad o'un dober politikus: stoodin for hine prinsciples an fightin shelly de gea them traggin." Asht Ilava saghnoueth that starb o'76 rocks.
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

The boy o'thie Goyne
Hurbanoft - September 11, 2010 - At that moment that Harven Eleksia nait has epostvitten offishelane, ale retch trea politikuses have outsayen prepich in bicoin that gonner 'Oshenna: Andy McCandless, Harold Freeman an Oos Wes Ilava. Da is len one candidat gottin fo Deptee: Alexandru Latin.

Slaynenne, len one o'thie trea candidats foshows thie konservatni krestmen, who fowdien form that mose beag part o'that populatsia 'Oshenna. Another slaynen stow is that reesentane that numer o'sheals ekopovatten by men fo out o'that harven in Oshenna has dersteckelane egrouen. Unnarastin thie purses o'"inborling Oshenna".

Candidat an gonner denshenne ushottittin Ben Opať, Oos Wes Ilava, steal virits hine kanses o'bicoin gonner ar vuesock: "Oshenna has bited that nash reedshen o'Lovia fo dyftig un syn, kue nash variin for unaktivita de postanings an fo pripygh de poutee. That date we need mose new is stabilita an that Konservatni Krestni Parti o'Lovia can towrit thattey stabilita. Oshenna bude bite gourned by suemen who knows that cultsher 'Oshenna well, speaks that narasha an is gilshni de speane time in thattey Lovish harven. A think am, just as ked aws elektovatten un kuppel o'rocks prede, that right eagman de take that jemesnane. Thie other candidats ar dober politikuses, that is un fakt, ale Oshenna n'is na that miseto fo them."
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

Taste Hurbanova, take Obkrush Hurbanova!

Thawnt un mortsha? Nimmanswolk ponuecat hemself!

We have long robed that vetshen!

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Dshacueme de: / Thanks to:

 * Ben Opať
 * De Limburger
 * Drake Town Mall
 * High in the Sky Forecasting
 * Hurbanova
 * Nimmanswolk
 * Oceana
 * Pierlot Pizza


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Information
Hurbanova Novine is a Lovian local newspaper based in Hurbanova. Its main goal is to inform all Hurbanovans what's happening in their town.

Spait
Hurbanova Novine is un Lovian local novine ecesten in Hurbanova. Tine opodsha is de swuwat ow Oshennas de wat's statchin hine i those hine dedin.


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