Hurbanova Novine

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Alert: Novine ceases to exist
Hurbanova - October 18, 2010 - Due to recent events which caused a major emigration wave of Oceana from Hurbanova and East Hills to Slovakia and other countries in Europe, the newspaper will cease to exist as of October 19 2010. Thanks for your understanding.

Locals are in favor of the Nationalist Party
Hurbanova - October 15, 2010 - With just 5 more days to go, there is still an exciting race between Oos Wes Ilava of the CCPL and Andy McCandless of Walden. For Oceana who disapprove growing Lovian influence, there are enough good reasons to be worried, now these Oceana have seen increasing power of the government and more migrants coming from other states. Oceana nationalism is reviving again after two years of political rest.

A former miner and inhabitant of East Hills, Alzbeta Lenka, founded the Natsionalistiski Parti 'Oshenna, a democratical party for all Oceana who are worried about the future of their existence as cultural community. The natsionalists support Ilava, with the argument that he is the only one who represents the entire population and respects cultural differences.

The Lovian community is afraid of further polarization. The majority votes for Harold Freeman of the LU or McCandless of Walden, hoping that the State of Oceana will not get any special status.

We won't forget him: Asht Ilava left us
Hurbanova - October 8, 2010 - When he entered the local Oceana politics in 1960 nobody knew he was going to make it to governor, but he did in 1964. Asht Ilava was the last old-fashioned conservative governor of Oceana. He passed away today after having falling ill two weeks ago. Many will remember him as a daring leader who was not willing to give in to the changes of the time he was living in.

Asht Ilava first started his political carreer in 1960, when he became a member of the former LPCO. In 1962 he ran for governor, but he lost from the more progressive Peter Ský. His first term began in 1964 when he finally was elected. He was re-elected in 1966, but resigned one week before his term would end.

The Oceana youth did not like him at all. Being the last old-fashioned conservative governor he was not very happy with the changes in society and he was of the opinion that the youth should be taught how to act like a real man should. This opinion was made very clear when he stopped a demonstration in 1967.

After his governorship he became locomotive operator. A job which he did with a lot of passion until his retirement in 1986. Tom Hang once said about him: "Asht is an example of a good politician: standing for his principles and fighting hard to get them working." Asht Ilava reached the age of 76 years.
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

The battle of the Governors
Hurbanova - September 11, 2010 - At the moment the State Elections have not official started yet, but already three politicians have expressed interest in becoming the governor of Oceana: Andy McCandless, Harold Freeman and Oos Wes Ilava. There is only one candidate going for Deputy Governor: Alexandru Latin.

Remarkably, only one of the three candidates represents the conservative christians, who traditionally form the largest part of the Oceana population. Another remarkable situation is that recently the number of houses bought by people from out of the state in Oceana has drastically grown. Decreasing the percentage of "native Oceana".

Candidate and governor currently replacing Ben Opať, Oos Wes Ilava, still believes his chances of becoming governor are high: "Oceana has been the trouble region of Lovia for quite a long time, with problems varying from inactivity to revolts and from wealth to poverty. The thing we need most now is stability and the Conservative Christian Party of Lovia can create this stability. Oceana should be governed by someone who knows the Oceana culture well, speaks their language and is willing to spend time in this Lovian state. I think I'm, just as when I was elected a few years ago, the right person to take the job. The other candidates are good politicians, that's a fact, but Oceana is not the place for them."
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

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Kóm ós mit!


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Atensia: Novine matrovate de esh
Hurbanoft - October 18, 2010 - Labe reesent chelts teda couseth un welk emigratsia wave 'Oshenna for Hurbanoft an Eesheckt de Slovenske an other kragens i Evropa, that novine bude matrovate de esh od October 19 2010. Dshacueme fo thine resumin.

Lokalnis ar quoldober o'that Natsionalistiski Parti
Hurbanoft - October 15, 2010 - Ku just 5 mo dens de got, da is steal a trashly race betwixt Oos Wes Ilava o'KKPL an Andy McCandless o'Walden. Fo Oshenna who diseproof grouin Lovish vlif da ar potch horosh zems de bite putsheth, new thattey Oshenna vite narastin welade motsh an nove bivetters for other harvens. That Oshenna natsionalisma is rebivetin zas after mo dan 2 rocks o'politikni pokien.

Un fowmer bank an beviter o'Eesheckt, Alshbeta Lenka, nadavateth that Natsionalistiski Parti 'Oshenna, un demokratiski parti fo ew Oshenna who ar putsheth ebow that futur o'thoshine esht as cultsherni spolotshentswoe. That natsionalists support Ilava, ku that wertial that hine is that len jidden who foshow that uplen populatsia an respektovat cultsherni rozdiels.

That Lovish spolotshentswoe is efrayd o'polarisatsia. That moset lasovateth fo Harold Freeman o'LU o McCandless o'Walden, ku that howp thatte that Harven 'Oshenna bude na gea eni spetsialni state.

We bude forgea hem na: Asht Ilava odisteth os
Hurbanoft - October 8, 2010 - Ked he incay that lokalni Oshenna politik in 1960 nawan knew haws geain de robe hine like un gonner, ale he gow hine in 1964. Asht Ilava was that leest owmen konservatni gonner 'Oshenna. He passeth eread tan'den after aeng fallin kranck prede dwah tyshdien. Coin bude pamettate hem like un cown viester kto naws gilshni de give in de thie chaynges o'that time haws bivettin in.

Asht Ilava onest postviteth hine politikni carreer in 1990, ked he bicay un tshlen o'that former LPDO. In 1962 he rynneth fo gonner, ale he preghrateth fo that mow progressifni Peter Ský. Hine onest term onfangeth in 1964 ked haws nakonietch elektovatteth. Haws grelektovatteth in 1966, ale otkasovateth one tyshden befor hine term buetsem ende.

Thie fresh-glide 'Oshenna na milovateth hem sweans. Biten that leest owmen konservatni gonner haws na velmi vey kue thie sosialni chaynges an haws opinialni that thie fresh-glide bude bite teacheth ache d'ekte like achem un shol mush bude. Thattey naiser was eroben velmi yasni ked he matrovateth un demonstratsia in 1967.

After hine gonnership he bicay un lokomotifni operator. Un jemesnane chom he dayt kue un load o'passia til hine raytraermou in 1986. Tom Hang raze povedateth ebow hem: "Asht is un priklad o'un dober politikus: stoodin for hine prinsciples an fightin shelly de gea them traggin." Asht Ilava saghnoueth that starb o'76 rocks.
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

The boy o'thie Goyne
Hurbanoft - September 11, 2010 - At that moment that Harven Eleksia nait has epostvitten offishelane, ale retch trea politikuses have outsayen prepich in bicoin that gonner 'Oshenna: Andy McCandless, Harold Freeman an Oos Wes Ilava. Da is len one candidat gottin fo Deptee: Alexandru Latin.

Slaynenne, len one o'thie trea candidats foshows thie konservatni krestmen, who fowdien form that mose beag part o'that populatsia 'Oshenna. Another slaynen stow is that reesentane that numer o'sheals ekopovatten by men fo out o'that harven in Oshenna has dersteckelane egrouen. Unnarastin thie purses o'"inborling Oshenna".

Candidat an gonner denshenne ushottittin Ben Opať, Oos Wes Ilava, steal virits hine kanses o'bicoin gonner ar vuesock: "Oshenna has bited that nash reedshen o'Lovia fo dyftig un syn, kue nash variin for unaktivita de postanings an fo pripygh de poutee. That date we need mose new is stabilita an that Konservatni Krestni Parti o'Lovia can towrit thattey stabilita. Oshenna bude bite gourned by suemen who knows that cultsher 'Oshenna well, speaks that narasha an is gilshni de speane time in thattey Lovish harven. A think am, just as ked aws elektovatten un kuppel o'rocks prede, that right eagman de take that jemesnane. Thie other candidats ar dober politikuses, that is un fakt, ale Oshenna n'is na that miseto fo them."
 * By: O.W. Ilava.

Taste Hurbanova, take Obkrush Hurbanova!

Thawnt un mortsha? Nimmanswolk ponuecat hemself!

We have long robed that vetshen!

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Dshacueme de: / Thanks to:

 * Ben Opať
 * De Limburger
 * Drake Town Mall
 * High in the Sky Forecasting
 * Hurbanova
 * Nimmanswolk
 * Oceana
 * Pierlot Pizza


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Information
Hurbanova Novine is a Lovian local newspaper based in Hurbanova. Its main goal is to inform all Hurbanovans what's happening in their town.

Spait
Hurbanova Novine is un Lovian local novine ecesten in Hurbanova. Tine opodsha is de swuwat ow Oshennas de wat's statchin hine i those hine dedin.


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