Lovian English
Pronunciation: /ˈloʊvi.ən ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/
Spoken in: Flag of Lovia Small Lovia (280,000)
United States United States (10,000)
Libertas Libertas (2,000)
Flag of Patriam Patriam (1,000)
Total speakers: ~ 300,000
Origin: American English
Language family: Indo-European
::West Germanic
Writing system: Latin script
Official status
Official language in: Flag of Lovia Small Lovia[1]
Regulated by: not regulated
Language codes
ISO 639-1: en
ISO 639-2: eng
ISO 639-3: eng
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Lovian English is a variety of North American English used in Lovia. In many ways, it resembles American English, and especially the Californian dialect. In fact it's a mixture of Californian American English and European influences. Many of the grammatical constructions are derived from Dutch, Libertan or French grammar. Lovian English is spoken relatively similarly to American, and written as well. Characteristics of American English, such as an 'o' instead of 'ou' (eg. 'color'), are also typical, but not universal, for Lovian.

According to the Constitution, English is the official language of Lovia. In fact, the Constitution says that American English is preferred. Many consider Lovian English as a variety of American English. Boundaries between these varietes are unclear, and so, Lovian English is frequently seen as the official language of Lovia.

The Dykstra-Morris Dictionary of Lovian English is one of the most popular dictionaries used by Lovians, and the only major publication to focus exclusively on the Lovian dialect. In the absence of any official regulation, it is the most influential work on the subject.

Characteristics Edit

Phonology Edit

General North-American phonology Edit

In many ways, compared to British English, North American English (including American, Canadian, and Lovian English) is conservative in its phonology. Most North American speech is rhotic, as English was in most places in the 17th century. Rhoticity[2] was further supported by Hiberno-English and Scottish English as well as the fact most regions of England at this time also had rhotic accents. In most varieties of North American English, the sound corresponding to the letter r is a retroflex [ɻ] or alveolar approximant [ɹ] rather than a trill or a tap.

In England, the lost r was often changed into [ə] (schwa), giving rise to a new class of falling diphthongs. Furthermore, the er sound of fur or butter, is realized in Lovian and American English as a monophthongal r-colored vowel (stressed [ɝ] or unstressed [ɚ] as represented in the IPA). This does not happen in the non-rhotic varieties of North American speech.

Some other British English changes in which most North American dialects do not participate:

  • The shift of /æ/ to /ɑ/ (the so-called "broad A") before /f/, /s/, /θ/, /ð/, /z/, /v/ alone or preceded by a homorganic nasal. This is the difference between the British Received Pronunciation and American pronunciation of bath and dance. The change is very uncommon in Lovian English.
  • The realization of intervocalic /t/ as a glottal stop [ʔ] (as in [bɒʔəl] for bottle). This change is not universal for British English and is not considered a feature of Received Pronunciation. This is not a property of most North American dialects, especially Western variations including Lovian English.

On the other hand, North American English has undergone some sound changes not found in Britain, especially not in its standard varieties. Many of these are instances of phonemic differentiation and include:

  • The merger of /ɑ/ and /ɒ/, making father and bother rhyme. This change is nearly universal in the United States and in Lovia.
  • The merger of /ɒ/ and /ɔ/. This is the so-called cot-caught merger, where cot and caught are homophones. This change has occured in several parts of the USA, especially to the West. An exception is the San Francisco region; as a result of that, the Lovia Archipelago is fairly evenly divided in the presence of the merger.

For speakers who do not merge caught and cot, the replacement of the cot vowel with the caught vowel before voiceless fricatives (as in cloth, off [which is found in some old-fashioned varieties of RP]), as well as before /ŋ/ (as in strong, long), usually in gone, often in on, and irregularly before /g/ (log, hog, dog, fog), is common.

The replacement of the lot vowel with the strut vowel in most utterances of the words was, of, from, what and in many utterances of the words everybody, nobody, somebody, anybody; the word because has either /ʌ/ or /ɔ/; want has normally /ɔ/ or /ɑ/, sometimes /ʌ/, is very common.

Vowel merger before intervocalic /ɹ/ is nearly universal. Which vowels are affected varies between dialects. One such change is the laxing of /e/, /i/ and /u/ to /ɛ/, /ɪ/ and /ʊ/ before /ɹ/, causing pronunciations like [pɛɹ], [pɪɹ] and [pjʊɹ] for pair, peer and pure. The resulting sound [ʊɹ] is often further reduced to [ɝ], especially after palatals, so that cure, pure, mature and sure rhyme with fir.

The flapping of intervocalic /t/ and /d/ to alveolar tap [ɾ] before unstressed vowels (as in butter, party) and syllabic /l/ (bottle), as well as at the end of a word or morpheme before any vowel (what else, whatever) is common. Thus, for most speakers, pairs such as ladder/latter, metal/medal, and coating/coding are pronounced the same. For many speakers, this merger is incomplete and does not occur after /aɪ/; these speakers tend to pronounce writer with [əɪ] and rider with [aɪ].

Both intervocalic /nt/ and /n/ may be realized as [n] or [ɾ̃], making winter and winner homophones. This does not occur when the second syllable is stressed, as in entail. This is somewhat common in Lovia.

The pin-pen merger, by which [ɛ] is raised to [ɪ] before nasal consonants, making pairs like pen/pin homophonous, is common in Lovia. This merger originated in Southern American English but is now found in parts of the Midwest, and West since the 1920s as well.

Some mergers found in most varieties of American, British, and Lovian English include:

  • The merger of the vowels /ɔ/ and /o/ before 'r', making pairs like horse/hoarse, corps/core, for/four, morning/mourning, etc. homophones.
  • The wine-whine merger making pairs like wine/whine, wet/whet, Wales/whales, wear/where, etc. homophones, in most cases eliminating /ʍ/, the voiceless labiovelar fricative.

Specific Lovian phonology Edit


The realization of the vowels in the words "gang", "eng", and "wing".

The differents between American and Lovian English are rather small, especially not between Lovian and California English. Specific characteristics of both Lovian/Californian English, that are different for most American varieties:

  • Front vowels are raised before velar nasal /ŋ/, so that the near-open front unrounded vowel /æ/ and the near-close near-front unrounded vowel /ɪ/ are raised to a close-mid front unrounded vowel [e] and a close front unrounded vowel [i] before /ŋ/. This change makes for minimal pairs such as king and keen, both having the same vowel [i], differing from king [kɪŋ] in other varieties of English. Similarly, a word like rang will often have the same vowel as rain in Lovia English, not the same vowel as ran as in other varieties.
  • The vowels in words such as Mary, marry, merry are often merged to the open-mid front unrounded vowel [ɛ]
  • Speakers in Lovia are fairly evenly split between distinguishing the open-mid back rounded vowel /ɔ/ and open back unrounded vowel /ɑ/, characteristic of the cot-caught merger, which is a result of the migration from San Francisco where the East Coast language tradition was kept alive, and not doing so, due to migration from other areas.
  • According to phoneticians studying Lovian English, traditionally diphthongal vowels such as /oʊ/ as in boat and /eɪ/, as in bait, have acquired qualities much closer to monophthongs in some speakers of Lovian English. However, the continuing presence of slight offglides (if less salient than those of, say, British Received Pronunciation) and convention in IPA transcription for English account for continuing use of /oʊ/ and /eɪ/.

Vocabulary Edit

Though the vocabulary differs from town to town some words are found almost everywhere in Lovia, for example:

  • actrice: actress
  • arrestation: arrest, detention
  • backdoor politics: corruption
  • contralegislative: illegal, unlawful
  • cute: appears to be used more than elsewhere as a universal positive adjective
  • deceased: has undergone a change of meaning not found elsewhere: it is also used as a verb, instead of just as an adjective, for instance 'He deceased yesterday'.
  • desbetreffende: the thing in case (has fallen out of use)
  • to disexistify/deëxistify: to cease the existence of something; to terminate
  • Dutchism: A phrase borrowed from the Dutch language, of which many exist in Lovian English.
  • to flashcreate: to quickly create something
  • horeca: hotel, restaurant, and café
  • -ify: used in place of various verb suffixes, such as -en, -ize, -ify itself, and so on
  • origine: origin.
  • pieriuzation: growing influence of Pierius Magnus and his comrades over Lovia
  • premmy: Prime Minister
  • to quinge: to extinguish, to quench
  • to registrate: to register (from Hurbanovan English)
  • to sadify: to depress, to sadden
  • to separate: to divorce
  • a serious amount of time: at least one more week
  • to shute: to propel a projectile into a living object using a firearm (past tense: shuted; past participle: shuten) (from Hurbanovan English)
  • tabloid: loser, jerk
  • takavíhki/takaviki: strange, bad, useless, weird, ugly, stupid (rare prefix mykefo- or mykefö- to intensify) (Burenian loanword)
  • a tentall: a number of ten
  • threatening weather: very dark and clouded weather that most likely precedes heavy rainfall
  • to trial: to put (someone) on trial
  • unclearity: something that is not clear/vague
  • wallfish: a whale (borrowed from Oshenna, originally Dutch)

Expressions and proverbs Edit

  • naranja
    Meaning: congratulations, let's do it!, great!
  • to be a crumble compared to the cake
    Meaning: to be less good/famous/... compared to somebody great
  • not to give a naranja
    Meaning: to not care about something
  • to do the naranja
    Meaning: to congratulate, to cheer
  • to do the Anfii
    Meaning: to react to something by saying "I see"
  • to have one's own newspaper to write in
    Meaning: to mind one's own business
  • to have one's own ZIP code or to have one's own hexacode
    Meaning: to be very distinct from most people; to be a political extremist
  • to be like that fucking Donia castle
    Meaning: to be shitty
  • è [3]
    Meaning: nothing, seeking some kind of vague agreement or just to reinforce one's statement
  • to be pro/contra
    Meaning: to be in favor of/opposed to
  • pro./contra./neutral.
    Meaning: I support/oppose/have no strong feelings about that.
  • to cost more than the Burenian nuclear program
    Meaning: to be expensive
  • argumentum ad tacavicum
    logical fallacy referring to the perceived takavikiness of a concept, often as a reply to another logical fallacy
  • you patronizing me?
    a joke sometimes said when a statement could possibly be interpreted as mild criticism or patronization
  • :o
    a very common emoticon in Lovia relative to the rest of the world, used to appear more informal or cute

Regional variety Edit

Dialect map of Lovia

Regional variety in Lovia (Hartman 2006)

Blackburn University linguist Boris Hartman (2006) identifies four major regional dialect regions in Lovia:

There are no clear distinctions between Northern, Urban and Beaver River dialects. The distinctions have been made based on the speech of the elder made population, being the most conservative. As for the younger generations, the Urban and Northern dialects are clearly growing and boundaries are fading. There are also several smaller groupings and exceptions to the dialects depending on ethnic origin and social class. Hurbanovan English is the most distinct variety of Lovian English and has a rich and unique history. Originally a Slovak and English pidgin, it evolved into a creole language. In the 20th century, it lost many of its Slovak characteristics and was heavily influenced by the then Oceana Lovian English. Eventually, Hurbanovan English evolved into a dialect of Lovian English. Parts of it, particularly in writing (especially replacing -ed verb endings with -t, and spelling -ould words with -ud), are often used outside of Oceana to joke or appear very informal.

Modern Trainish is an extinct dialect of Lovian English. Before it went extinct, it was only spoken by a minority of the elder male population in Train Village and the Emerald Highlands. It shared some of its characteristics with the Beaver River dialects.

Influence on other languages and dialects Edit

In the course of its history, Lovian English and its dialects have influenced several other languages and dialects on the Lovia Archipelago. Most of them were creole languages that arose on the archipelago:

  • Fade Dutch, a Dutch-based creole, extinct since 2009.
  • Oceana, a language with English, Polish and Slovak roots.
  • Muzan Oceana, a very conservative form of Oceana that shares some vocabulary with the Beaver River dialects. It is nearly extinct.
  • Train Village Dutch, a Dutch dialect that was heavily influenced by Lovian English dialects. Extinct since the 1960s.

References and notes Edit

  1. English is recognized as the sole "national language" of Lovia by the Constitution, Article 11.5. Lovian English then is defined as "the variety of English spoken and written by the Lovians is Lovian English" and as "a variety of American English, sharing its orthography and grammar, and most of its pronunciation and vocabulary, supplemented with lexical and grammatical features that are generally recognized as Lovian and that are understandable to all Lovians."
  2. More information: Wikipedia.
  3. First use by a non-Limburgish Lovian

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