Plain Balls United is a football team originating from Plains. It was founded by August Magnus Donia in 1993 and is currently coached by his son Ygo August Donia.
Plain Balls United Seal
The team is a well known team, known for its aweful playing style which is described to be: "as ugly as North-Korean football and as ineffective as trying to kill an elephant with a toothbrush". The team completely relies on one single good player: Andrei Molenbeek. Also, Denis Stroganoff is a decent player, the rest is not even worth mentioning.
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"Joke" squad[]
This is the squad that played in the LSCA Major Soccer League 2013. For the LSCA Major Soccer League 2015, this was deemed a "joke" squad due to some of the submitted names, and was not accepted.
| No. | Player | Since | Country | Position |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Denis Stroganoff | 5 July 2008 | Russia | GK |
| 2 | Beni Matsuki | 9 Januari 2009 | Algeria | DF |
| 3 | Alfonso Hütnik | 4 December 2001 | Turkey | DF |
| 4 | Long Dong Il | 11 December 1998 | North-Korea | DF |
| 5 | Frankie Duisenberg | 29 April 2009 | the Netherlands | DF |
| 6 | Ike Furniture | 23 June 2007 | United States | MF/DF |
| 7 | Donald Benson | 23 June 2006 | United States | MF |
| 8 | Harold Jan Merk | 30 March 2009 | Netherlands | MF |
| 9 | Sjefke Mannekens | 12 March 2008 | Belgium | FW/MF |
| 10 | Oedele Mposa | 12 April 2002 | Congo | FW |
| 11 | Reynhard Beekman | 27 September 2009 | South-Afrika | FW |
| 12 | Mkwama Mpwali | 6 January 2009 | England | GK |
| 13 | Jimmy Buchaki | 13 May 2007 | United States | DF |
| 14 | Kenny Hork | 12 May 2009 | Lovia | MF |
| 15 | Quintin Jan Merk | 18 March 2010 | Netherlands | MF |
| 16 | Long Dong III | 20 November 2005 | North-Korea | DF |